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Full-time Alfonso lover and former owner of gonads On the leaderboards for competitive sex Unreasonable desire to own a duck feather I'm over 25 Minors begone it/its pronouns or I'll bite your shins
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im having withdrawal

So, after binging all 58 chapters of MahoAko, my feeling is kinda. The lewdness definitely is a major part of why I enjoyed it, but like, not in a horny way? Like I think "character casually masturbates during battle" is very entertaining but I was genuinely just engrossed in the story.

I've finished MahoAko for now. Hiatus.......................

yeah

i love. girls

so true bestie

g o d

same

looking through Pokemon Sleep friend code threads is so funny because people will add comments like "I play every day!" like yeah buddy I fucking hope you do, go to bed

mahoako faces go hard

Canto VIII is like 8~12 hours depending on reading speed. Which is the length of some games in their entirety. Project Moon went hard on this one.

watching Limbus content creators play Canto VIII and some people will go to absolutely insane lengths to not learn how to pronounce Chinese names anywhere near correctly. The characters literally say it out loud and you have an entire chat telling you how to pronounce Qiu.

Lei Heng is the chaser in my DMs

i read a yuri manga and im ill

I need everyone to understand the importance of being pushed up against a wall by a cute girl forcing her knee between your legs and also she's putting her fingers in my mouth?

Limbus Company is a very serious game

I find it extremely funny that the stock "I'm talking about a thing and I'm playing up the sadness of it for a joke in a youtube video" song comes from Pokemon XY www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEJn...

So I have a jar of raw honey that's been effectively glued shut for. Many years? Like a decade maybe, I dunno when I bought this. I finally managed to get it open and it smells somewhat like alcohol, and it's kinda stripey and separated, so I think maybe the honey fermented?

Can anyone recommend me youtubers who just make kinda chill relaxing videos? Not ASMR, but stuff like Droomish, Any Austin, or Lute where the entire video fits the format of "I'm gonna talk about this thing I like but in a calm way" Subject doesn't matter. I just need winding down videos at night.

should i be openly trans in New Orleans or not

hey why's there a dungeon in part 2. limbus? what the fuck. what the fuck limbus.

Love having a conversation where I talk about <kink I enjoy> and someone goes and says "That's bad you shouldn't have that kink" and their entire argument is "It's yucky" with precisely zero attempts to demonstrate how it could cause harm.

This Hong Lu went hard

i would form a parasocial relationship with a content creator if they called me a good girl

Popelio

Today I walked for 30 minutes. My shins hurt.

Remembering that one time I accidentally got some chode bullied off of size twitter by telling a third person to use different pronouns for a fourth person.

noctowl is 40kg, and so I have an important question: how does it fly

pokemon supports milf rights

made curry but i went too hard on the mushrooms. gotta make sure i only make 2 cups of shiitake dashi and then use 2 cups of beef stock it's edible at least

One thing that I think DotA learned pretty early on that no other game I've watched has ever figured out is that you need to stop putting your casters in suits. They're nerds, they look uncomfortable, let them wear jeans.

Zard players overextending on energies is fun. "Oh, you used all 6 of your energies? You don't have any more? I will boss up Fez and item lock you until you're out of cards"

Match against poison donk online. Their homunculus gives the ugly thumbs up when I only flip Budew. They whiff the Squawk & Seize. 4 turns of item lock. Iono and they do another thumbs up. 3 more turns of item lock as I thumbs up them each turn. I get my pults online and start blasting gusts.

playing a dragapult deck that consistently beats gardevoir feels so good, it fills me with immense glee to stare that annoying ass deck and its clefairy down and say "no" 20 supporters and a jamming tower get your bravery charm budew the fuck out of here

hrt