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BMO Lost 121 - S05E17

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it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul

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THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

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man’s insanity is heaven’s sense

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Yet what depths of the soul does Jonah’s deep sealine sound!

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Opening shot of Capricorn One (1977) dir. Peter Hyams

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Little Dude 114 - S05E10

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There is no staying in any one place; for at one and the same time everything has to be done everywhere.

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though he can take in an undiscriminating sweep of things at one glance, it is quite impossible for him, attentively, and completely, to examine any two things—however large or however small—at one and the same instant of time

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Instagram's font triggers aggression within me

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Jake the Dad 110 - S05E06

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For what are the comprehensible terrors of man compared with the interlinked terrors and wonders of God!

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The City of Violence (2006) dir. Ryoo Seung-wan

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Dirty Harry (1971) dir. Don Siegel

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The Nut.

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for forty years has Ahab forsaken the peaceful land, for forty years to make war on the horrors of the deep!

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Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27

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Bumpin' that

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Reign of Gunters 102 - S04E24

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There you stand, lost in the infinite series of the sea, with nothing ruffled but the waves.

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patreon.com/SecretBase

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Waiter: A Western Omelet, and what side would you like with that? Me:

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Humph! in my poor, insignificant opinion, I regard this as queer.

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making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

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NFL Scientists Study Effects Of CTE By Dissecting Brain Of Pro Football theonion.com/nfl-sci...

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It is not down in any map; true places never are.

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a prayer so deeply devout that he seemed kneeling and praying at the bottom of the sea

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what if dark knight rises bane had hair

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the whaleman is wrapped by influences all tending to make his fancy pregnant with many a mighty birth.

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The scary truth about America is that, right now, anyone you know could be hiding behind a door or in a crawlspace to jump out and spook you. They could even be behind a curtain. Or even inside of some big barrels. And these are people you know very well. Family, coworkers, extended family.

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Im putting in a fake name next time I get thai food these MFs don't think a guy named "Zach" can handle the heat

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and the great shroud of the sea rolled on as it rolled five thousand years ago

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The lion does not concern itself with *flatlines*

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Beer 👍

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Just for fun I'm gonna practice not thinking about it

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I love Glenn Powell but I see a Travolta within him I fear he may never fully realize

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Thou art too damned jolly. Sail on.

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