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Democratic Congressman from Illinois on US attacks on Islamic Republic of Iran nuclear sites. Via Fox News.

We talked to @benstarr.bsky.social on the red carpet for Death Stranding 2!

gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

This is the best Reagan Death Day ever

Twitter right now

There’s your empty shelf. US goods imports drop 19.8% in April — largest on record

Lmao Tommy Tallarico’s blocklist is a who’s who of who to follow on here:

i am experiencing trauma

“Shipping ports are empty across the United States. Nothing is coming in. Businesses have cancelled the remainder of their 2025 orders.” (h/t FreightWaves)

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

NIKKEI 225 FUTURES TRADE SUSPENDED DUE TO CIRCUIT BREAKER

I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.

"I hope Nintendo doesn't avoid Luigi after the assassination" Nintendo:

i love seeing a million posts like "it's funny that he is suffering" and not only do we all know who he is but we all want the same thing. like who's the pronoun now dipshit

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

"the nintendo app seems like nintendo complicating things for no good reason" was my first thought, but it became infinitely funnier when i realized elon has burned nintendo's trust on social media and they want an app they control so they dont have to deal with it

If you don't want to see this horrible garbage happen in every future high-stakes election, make sure it demonstrably fails in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race by helping elect Susan Crawford

being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out

This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position. Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave. Tell them: 1. Vote NO on Cloture AND 2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill. Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it. TODAY is the showdown. 🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121

“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

The US government thinking it has any chance of keeping my loyal to them when my local Chinese takeout spot is stuffing this fucking container to the brim with orange chicken is delusional. Long live the CCP

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.

Apparently the official US position is that South Africa needs to bring back apartheid.

An update on this saga. Apparently the owner of this Cybertruck here in my town is losing his fucking mind according to his coworkers because people keep making fun of him. Every day, he is laughed at and/or flipped off, and he is not taking it well.

he posted with his tripcode on and then deleted it

oh my god

Every day since 2016 the Daily Express has discovered, with accompanying outrage, that leaving the European Union meant leaving the European Union.

my other new account got banned on twitter too. looks like i’ll mostly be here now? bluesky time