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Neurologist, pun enthusiast, die-hard Eagles fan. Husband of @mcknightwrites.bsky.social Opinions are my own Philly area native now in Pittsburgh #MedSky
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is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.

submitted 501 days ago • 249 comments

People with children: how much baby clothing did you need for a given size?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night. When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠

submitted 5 days ago • 1923 comments

you gotta be faster

submitted 5 days ago • 127 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

No YOU have a pickle beer problem

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Seeing as Emil Bove personally fired me from DOJ in retaliation for prosecuting January 6 rioters, I don’t think he should be confirmed to a lifetime seat as a federal judge. But that’s just me.

submitted 7 days ago • 123 comments

Sources tell me it’s bad when your opponent scores more than twice as many points as you in the first half of a basketball game

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Five Plotzkers and two future Plotzkers

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

This place does not mess around on kofta size

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Currently Chicago narrowly edging out Korea, but that may be because I haven’t tried Colombia yet

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment