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alanthorn.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 🔞 👬 26 // IL // NSFW (18/21+) lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
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it’s purrsday y’all

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

my cheeks kinda look like a 🩶 on this #mcm

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

watching my husband ride his new harley home this morning has me feelin 😫😫😫

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Define your music taste in six artists: “___” Original Broadway Cast Taylor Swift Lady Gaga X Ambassadors Bastille Fancy Hagood

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

another (musky) monochrome monday

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

just finished mowing the grass // now i need a man to shove his face in my pits

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

pov: you’re the pot of onions im watching caramelize

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

had to find an excuse to post pics in merch after seeing fancy hagood in Chicago this past weekend 🚬

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

gotta help the MIL with some yard work this morning

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

A coworker told me I look like Winnie the Pooh tonight. Not sure how to feel. What even is a Pooh??

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

and if i post cheeks on #humpday … then what??

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

#fcf BULGE

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Four moments in (horror) media where I felt something (an endless pit in my stomach) I’ll never feel again

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

made a mess on this #mcm

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

what if i just didn’t go to work tonight?? ya know, as an april fool’s day joke??

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

☀️happy saturday bluesky☀️

submitted 54 days ago • 4 comments

🪒🪒🪒

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

4 Musicals to get to know me. this is so gay of me omfg

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

ready for underwear night at denver eagle

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment