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alanwoosk.bsky.social
He/Him • 26 • your neighborhood gay wusky at your service 🔞 NSFW - NO MINORS - 18+🔞
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donkey Kong is so hot oml

orcs.

if you had a stroke reading this post, don’t worry I did too I’m high as shit

remembering this one artist on deviantart who drew werewolves and completely stopped when furries started appreciating her work when she was vehemently against furries

I took these the day before Somna and I eventually made changes to the model during the event as well (I got so much inspiration during the events!). I’ll take some follow-up photos of the final design when I can! Enjoy Alinar!

i hate blender

See you at Somna…🌙💫

See you at Somna…🌙💫

Who’s this happy, hulking Woosky? :D Got this done a few months back by @oldshep.bsky.social 💙 Still love it to pieces

this was such a promising job opportunity, the best i have had since being laid off it sounds like they wanted to hire me, but things just didn’t work out on their end (start-ups doing start-up things) guess i better continue on. hope i hear from them in the future

So at the end of April I was fired from my UPS Job. I questioned payroll about unfair wages between employees I managed and was told that we shouldn't be discussing our pay amongst each other, I said that was wrong and unlawful, a few hours later I was told to leave the store and I was fired.

ough. ough. ughe. ogh. ough

Okay but where are the gorilla vrchat avatars???

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bitch i can fly

Somna is almost here…🌙✨

i don’t know how this panth puts up with me w @gagepanth.bsky.social 💙

Hi all! I was laid off in December and was able to make my 2 months of severance pay last about 5 months. I’m still in a fairly stable range but felt that since funds are getting low that I’d post a GoFundMe in case. This isn’t an emergency, not yet at least. Shares appreciated! 💙 gofund.me/2bf6737d

ur gay

Hi all! I was laid off in December and was able to make my 2 months of severance pay last about 5 months. I’m still in a fairly stable range but felt that since funds are getting low that I’d post a GoFundMe in case. This isn’t an emergency, not yet at least. Shares appreciated! 💙 gofund.me/2bf6737d

*Alan providing therapy services at a stoners house* “You don’t have a rolling tray? No worries, you can just roll joints on my chest! I gotchu~”

I DONT CARE THAT YOURE A STONER REDWINE— *goes back to sleep*

now that I’m done with the interview someone hold me protectively and fuck me gently, pls and thx

a TF commission from @rayzrbutsketchy.bsky.social is my current art dream 🥰

I’m done with the interview and I wanna sleep for the next 48 hours

Sharing this art piece done by @bobbyarts.bsky.social because I could really use a big muscle therapy dog before this interview 😩 (Hope yall enjoy!)

can’t sleeeeeep, humor me tell me how yall would help me fall asleep

family found out I smoke weed and weirdly enough, they’re cool with it???? for context: active Mormon family

Found this relic. Should I keep it

foreskin handle at the gym

*kicking my feet and giggling as I marry the big hunky orc blacksmith in Skyrim*