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submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Manager of the season #nufc

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Choosing between Man united and Spurs is like choosing which testicle to have chewed off

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

The way this government and the tories are going it's going to be the greens vs reform at the next election

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Does the new pope wear a silly hat?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Why does Trump talk to Putin as if its his dominatrix?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Best 80 million we never spent

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Hahahahaha that penalty was far too Eze for pope to save... #nufc

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The Katy Perry space malarkey gets even better when you realise this is the image that she showed of her setlist and no one can read it. Just look out the window you melt

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

#cans

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Today has been the day that we've all learnt how to spell carabao #nufc #championes

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Right. It's trafalgar isn't it? #cans

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

That's weird, I saw him being fucking class against Liverpool

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Dan burns getting a statue in my garden next week #nufc

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

One word. Cans #nufc

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Is it trafalgar square tonight? #nufc #newcastle

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I am led to believe that he is indeed from blyth #nufc #bdb

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Me being told its £8.15 a pint in London #NUFC

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Glastonbury lineup release date to all who celebrate maybe... I have a sneaky feeling we will see Rod Stewarts name on the line up... #intheknow

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

That Trudeau speech is impressive, standing up to the school bully and putting him in his place, all whilst being beautifully polite. A true Canadian patriot

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

That was a Minteh transfer decision from Paul Mitchell... #NUFC

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Zelensky "I need ammunition not a ride" Trump, faked bone spurs so he didn't have to fight for his country Only one hero here, and he doesn't need to wear a suit.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Battle of the biggest cunts going on at Tesco

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Weird that Arsenal are struggling to score despite having Alexander Isak in their squad.... #NUFC

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Got a Tesco delivery at 8pm last night and as the driver left I told him to enjoy his weekend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Troy Deeney sounds exactly like how I imagine a crumpet would speak

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Vibes #nufc

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Lovee that Lewis Miley has been bullied into wearing a long sleeve under armour to hide that shite tattoo 😂 #NUFC

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Someone at work has made the point that the Russians must have some dirt on Trump and are currently blackmailing him... wouldn't even surprise me if it's true

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

Tweeted direct from Mar-a-lagograd

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

He sells chicken thiiiiiiigggghhhs You'll never ever beat dan burn

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

In all the fuck ups of president Musk's reign so far this is my favourite

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing screams punk quite like a government watchdog.

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

If Starmer puts Tariffs on Teslas he will win the hearts and souls of the nation.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

BP abandoning climate pledges and projects because their profits were down to only **checks notes** £7.2 billion

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

We revealed Nigel Farage’s voting record to his constituents in Clacton. They weren’t happy.

submitted 118 days ago • 147 comments