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albertsquest.bsky.social
Ill-tempered, absurdist, vulgarian shitposter. Partying like it's 1929. I also post gaming and entertainment content. Find meaning wherever you can.
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What do you call a woman who sets her credit card bills on fire? Bernadebt

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I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them. 🫤

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Based on my experiences to date, being right about everything has no measurable benefits.

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A guy went into a restaurant for lunch. After careful consideration,he decided he’d have a bowl of the day's soup. The waiter praised him for his decision.

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One of the most damaging ideas I've seen come out of politics is the earnest belief that the majority agrees with us and we simply need to turn them out, and never need to convince anyone that doesn't agree with us. A lot of people can't be won, others can be and we'll fail, but gotta try

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lol

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matt is going to save the website everybody

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You can’t hurt me, you’re not Saturday afternoon Costco.

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