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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

#WompWomp

Insanely grateful to the good samaritan(s) who found my wallet I apparently dropped at the grocery store, and turned it in to the customer service desk with contents fully intact.

I must be getting really good at estimating how thick a stack of various weights of paper need to be so it's close to the number of sheets I need. I just ran a job requiring 263 sheets of 100lb Cover weight paper. The machine stopped after 262 sheets, needing one more to finish the job!

Well hot diggity dog. I just learned that I can remotely view all the copier screens from my desk. Therefore, I am officially laying to rest the phenomenon of having to either make two trips to a copier or carry all four colors of toner bottles after the following conversation: (1of2)

We don't have secret police in America. At least we're not supposed to.

I would totally wear this shirt.

Is it only me with cognitive dissonance over the fact that Dollar Tree would have the need for scanners to check a price?

TFW you're printing 200 copies of a poster, midway through there's a paper jam (it happens), and you realize you'll be short 2 copies when the job is done. (1of2)

@grammargirl.bsky.social

Two years ago… albj.net/2023/03/goodbye-moes/ I was fairly sure I’d never return to a #Moes restaurant. Turns out I wasn’t sure after all, but I am now. This past weekend I redeemed points converted from the former rewards for an entree. (1of2)

Vanakin Skywalker #van #vehicle #StarWars #Anakin #Vader flic.kr/p/2r7ehwz

RIP Phil “Duck Dynasty” Robertson

Early 2000s, I invested in the $300 Bose QC2. LOVED it. Only complaint was foam pad covering eventually disintegrating. 5+ years of considerable use was worth it, but I wish they’d lasted longer. Lately I’ve dreamed of owning a set of AirPods Max, but $550 price tag is just wholly untenable for me.

RIP George Wendt

He’s literally admitting the tariffs affect US companies and consumers, not other countries! And the snowflakes keep cheering him on. When do the Deep South rednecks who glorify him but also spend half their life shopping in Walmart wake up and smell the dookie?

Well that's a relief. I was a bit behind on bulk paper supply invoices and just got caught up. When I buy paper, I check the per-sheet price to see if my print order web portal needs updates. Happy to find even though some bulk prices changed, none were enough to cause per-sheet prices to change.

Good night, Florida #sky #cloud #weather #sunset flic.kr/p/2r4oC6B

Okay, let me find out something from y’all. Suppose it takes a person 10 minutes to cut a wooden board into 2 pieces. How long would it take them to cut it into 3 pieces? 10 minutes? 15 minutes? 20 minutes? 30 minutes?

McDonald’s often hands me really strange drive-thru pick up codes. Why are they using the letter O in codes at all if zeros are also possible?

No lie—on my way home just now from working a day-long media event, I just passed K.I.T.T. going the other direction!

Big fun energy at this year’s convocation (I was gonna say see the full story how I made the energy even bigger in the ALT text, but Bluesky has a low character limit on ALT text. So the story is in the Flickr link.) #convocation #CampMeeting #Chitan #music #SteelDrum #Kulaqua flic.kr/p/2r1Jtx5

Scored a physical lapel pin from the Apple Store for #CloseYourRings #CloseYourRingsDay #pin #souvenir #Apple #activity #rings flic.kr/p/2qZGh7k

I just earned this special award for Global Close Your Rings Day. #CloseYourRings

Utterly ridiculous. Chevy Silverado High Country parked next to a Kia Soul. The hood of the truck was taller than the roof of the Soul!

The new Canon V1000 production copier we acquired last fall has certain features I just have to sit back and appreciate once in a while. (Thanks to Bluesky's silly lower character limit, you can read the rest of my original post in the ALT description.)

In case any of my Bsky followers are curious about the sudden appearance of vanity license plate photos in my feed, it might help to know I’ve been posting them to my other platforms for MANY years. I have a collection of more than 2,500 in my Flickr album. (1of2)

THE SOPH #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSKpDQ

SNAK CAK #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSDG4K

CLUELSS #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSK9T3

AFRO MAN #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSL6XY

EMDR #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSL6Xh

@annewheaton.bsky.social Hi Anne. Just now found you here and happy to follow. I saw a post you made about often hitting the button that scrolls you to the top. If you’re interested in exploring other apps, the new Tapestry app is pretty great. It bookmarks where you left off reading.

MR 1DRFL #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSL6VP

“Eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in congress.”

DIAMD R2 #license #plate #custom #vanity #tag flic.kr/p/2qSJdRH

“If you’re a yellow duck in a white duck pond, you don’t have to quack or flap to get attention.” ~Jelly Roll, American Idol Artist In Residence

There is absolutely positively NO way the man is only 14 pounds heavier than me.

#Blinkenlichten #Blinkenlights #light #LED #blink #activity #status #monitor flic.kr/p/2qXzrJ6

I just found these at Publix on BOGO, and y’all, I’m excited! #food #cheese #hot #flavor #Sargento #RedHot #Cholula flic.kr/p/2qXbQNm

Had the awesome treat of lunch with my stepdaughter at the best burger joint in town #family #burger #lunch #eat #food flic.kr/p/2qX2Nv3