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🎶Summer's here and the time is right/ For WISH ING YOU WERE DEAD

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If there's a war coming, thr people who are willing to cut Trans people and immigrants loose at this point sure as hell aren't going to stick with you when things get rough.

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In the 90s I had a job doing in-home repairs over a five-county area. Most commonly you just called the person and got a set of truly insane directions.

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Anybody up to bring me a snack?

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The TACO thing is stupid, won't catch on, and if anything will encourage him to double down on his terrible policies. Everyone in this party is terrible at their job.

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You're not a writer if you use chatbots. You're EXTREMELY not a poet.

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It is deeply hilarious that the Hudson's Bay Company was founded in 1670 and chugged along for three and a half centuries and Private Equity finished it off in like five years.

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Keep an eye out around east Albany park and in Horner park for a lil guy having adventures he shouldn’t be having

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Winter

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Pigg Factor: droopulous

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We don't focus enough on all the times the Holodeck hasn't tried to kill everybody.

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COOL!

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"Harriet Tubman, along with Black soldiers, took part in a daring Union raid of Combahee Ferry near Beaufort, South Carolina. She became the first American woman to lead a major military operation when she and at least 150 Black soldiers helped to rescue more than 700 Black Americans..."

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Pigg Factor: unprecedented

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Boss

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Happy Pride

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Anyone have a kitchen scale that they want to vouch for? I keep getting cheap ones that break in like, six months.

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Sorely tempted to enter into the Mobile Mulch Chamber and not to return

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I feel like phone game ads are now intentionally aping the sound of oddly-translated Japanese or Chinese and I don't know what that means for us but I think it's not good.

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I have 27 Things to do and some of those Things have Subthings. Pray for Mojo.

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This is for coming out of The Closet and going directly into The Corridor.

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Reminder that Miyazaki saw through AI ten years ago.

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I think I'm going to like Kid Chicago.

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Here's my writeup of the Jane Doe v. Zion Williamson lawsuit. It includes a full copy of the lawsuit and the statement from Williamson's lawyer. It's as gift link, so everyone can read it: defector.com/zion-william...

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