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My mom thinks I’m the most handsomest boy in school. Similes come to me like—well, they just do. ☭ 🏳️‍🌈 LETS GO METS!! ⚾️💙🧡
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YES TOOK THE SERIES AGAINST THE DODGERS. LETS GOOOOO METS!!!! 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

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Ppl who use AI photos for anything, even for causes i support, are still using shitty AI and will be blocked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m betting the bomber thought it was an abortion clinic, which perfectly demonstrates how dangerously stupid these ppl are

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

New Coke back to Classic Coke ahh move

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The series finale of ANDOR: 😩😭🥹💫 Seriously the BEST SW related media since The Last Jedi

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

submitted 20 days ago • 424 comments

Ah shit, we’re playing the Cubs on Friday. you know this Pope is gonna bless them all the way to October

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

ANDOR (2025)

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

HOW SWEET IT IS 🐐🗽🚇7️⃣🔵🟠 LFGM

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

AHSOKA: Grand Admiral Thrawn! Scary! ANDOR: We're doing the Wannsee Conference.

submitted 36 days ago • 8 comments

Ok that imperial meeting with Krennic in the first ep of Andor season two? It’s the Wansee Conference. 100%. Google it.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Kaitlyn Dever is so goddamn good in The Last of Us. Unfortunately my first impression of her was that Hotels dot com commercial she’s in where she plays a bitch actress that yells at spa employees recommending a mud bath and I can’t look past it

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RIP secretary of beers. You were the first to fuck up and now you’re the first to go. How many Scaramucci’s was that?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The “in effect; virtually” meaning of 'literally' is not a new sense. It has been in regular use since the 18th century and may be found in the writings of Mark Twain, Charlotte Brontë, James Joyce, and many others.

submitted 40 days ago • 160 comments

FUCK THE UK COURTS

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

It makes me unreasonably mad every time I remember there are TWO players in the MLB named Max Muncy

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Every day…

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Loved how so many viewers of THE PITT had theories as to who the mass shooter was gonna be (“it’s Langdon!” “It’s the guy who punched Dana” etc) when it turned out to be just some random guy who is never seen bc are you ppl who are watching the show even get the show?

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

all that money was woke, you see

submitted 55 days ago • 142 comments

Juan Soto delivering the Mets first Opening Day loss in 5 years is not in any way ominous…

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Hamdan Ballal, Palestinian co-director of the Oscar winning short-film ‘NO OTHER LAND’, has been freed: “After being handcuffed all night and beaten in a military base, Hamdan Ballal is now free and is about to go home to his family.”

submitted 64 days ago • 22 comments

The fact that I was watching the #Oscars via TV indoor antenna means my housemates watching it via Hulu got to her my displeased reactions a solid 3 minutes in advance

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No hate to Mikey Madison but it’s so funny how the whole point of The Substance was that older women are ignored on the screen in favor of younger women in more revealing outfits and then SAG decided to prove the right.

submitted 87 days ago • 7 comments

I remember hearing about a while ago that when it comes to the best actress category, many of the voters will just vote “ the one they wanna sleep with the most” instead of the best performance and after tonight, yeah that tracks #oscars

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Alright without hyperbole, this was the worst #oscars in more than 30 years. Just a nothing burger of a year. Yikes

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

BULLSHIT. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN DEMI. #Oscars once again fucking up Best Actress two years in a row

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

and fuck gal gadot #oscars

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submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Voted for Trump, now have buyer’s remorse? The Trump philosophy seems to be his version of FAFO. Don’t buy anything on the 28th unless you absolutely have to. #Resist

submitted 91 days ago • 630 comments

Gene Hackman dying seems a good time to tell you that Sam Raimi made a western called The Quick and the Dead, absolutely every cool actor is in it, Hackman destroys in every scene as the Big Bad, and for weird reasons 1995 America decided it was bad and erased it from memory

submitted 90 days ago • 659 comments

With Hackman gone, this means everyone in the cast of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN is gone

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

WAIT, WHAT??? Oh shit 😟 RIP

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Comprehension kicks y’all’s ass lol

submitted 107 days ago • 25 comments

That T-Mobile/Starlink commercial gave me Cyberdyne Systems vibes 🤖

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I have never given less of a fuck about the Super Bowl.

submitted 110 days ago • 361 comments

Where the fuck are the democrats? This feels like everyone has gone full Karen Bass. Get loud, show us something, WTF is going on?

submitted 114 days ago • 51 comments

“I didn’t even listen to Beyoncé’s album once.” Then you don’t have the right to critique it.

submitted 113 days ago • 111 comments

Black folx are the only ones who can pull off that fit. It’s only a Canadian Tuxedo when the wyts wear em

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments