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Appetizers??! Wait. You mean food… before more food?? You crazy bastard, im in.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Long time readers don’t need me to type it out, but for you new followers: Do Not. Put This Shit. In Your House.

submitted 102 days ago • 16 comments

Going full goblin mode on this trade war so now im only listening to music thats MAPL certified

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing more enthusiastic than a boomer scorned.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

The new electric toothbrush experience: (First 30 secs) WHOA this. is. INCREDIBLE. Never going back! (Next 30 secs) im like a dentist now lol, so clean.. but how long has it been… (One minute in) lol wait how long HAS it been this is a bit intense (Last 30 secs) OH GOD MY TEEFERS GONNA BREAK

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, get mad. This is who youre yelling at btw

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

U.S. Government Rushes to Fortify Northern Border as Canada Crushes American Ego in “4 Nations Face-Off” Read more: patreon.com/wutf

submitted 125 days ago • 15 comments

I’d love to watch Companion with someone that never saw any of the marketing. Curious if theyd pick up on the thing they revealed in ads before its fully let loose in the film. 4/5 movie btw, super fun and surprisingly hilarious (even if youve watched the trailer)

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Allegory alert!

submitted 131 days ago • 215 comments

Canada losing to the US after the booing (fully supportive of the booing, btw) did have the same cringe energy level as mahomes strutting into the superbowl dressed in an eagles green suit just to eat shit a bunch and lose spectacularily, didnt it?

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

in case you ever wonder what winning the lottery feels like i opened a package of taco shells today and not a single one of them was cracked within that skin tight plastic womb of theirs sooo

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This is like taking your kid to play laser tag and posting a video about how good of a soldier he is

submitted 131 days ago • 36 comments

I made my incredible wife a delicious poutine FROM SCRATCH because I LOVE HER #valentinesday #humblebrag

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I think alot of confusion in general can be cleared up by offering a proper sarcasm font on these here socials.

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Ohh noo did you lose your shirt on the crypto sell off today? Lmao

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve got a bingo here

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Im so old I remember when normal people could buy cool concert tickets and not go bankrupt

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Nothings closer to yelling into a void than Bluesky

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Do all canadian municipal governments train their customer service reps in every department the public has to deal with to be immediately confrontational and condescending or is it just London Ontarios decision to do that?

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Listen im not saying ive got “baller” money but i do have the ability to buy a dozen eggs without a loan

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Learning theres going to be an off Broadway musical adaptation of the movie Lost Boys was definitely not on my list of expectations for 2025, but welcome aboard, weird news.

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Still waiting on someone to explain to me how starving freezing and criminalizing our poorest citizens to death on the streets is good for our “economy”

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

i love watching nfl game highlight reels when the team i normally cheer on isnt playing. Just watching good plays and good players play.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

“Haha Look at the big brain on…” panics, starts shuffling papers on desk frantically “…oh no oh fuck oh no this cant be happening, theres no one”

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