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LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

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"Oh my god. Did you see Markwayne's hat?

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We love to see it.

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I like this app, I think they've basically gotten it right, my only actual suggestion is they should for real try to get the Twitter trademark since that dumbass abandoned it

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This is hell of a story, beautifully told

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SALUTE TONY REALI

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Drone: You need to get your swagger back Me: What? I'm drowning! Drone: Turn your haters into your waiters

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It's the "waiving off the waiter" that does it for me holy shit lol

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oh my god

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This is so fucking good

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(government agents are chasing after notorious fugitive Bruce Springsteen) Agent: (out of breath) He’s… so fast! It’s like he was… born to do this

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We have had this version in rotation on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for years now and somehow nobody has ever done this, everybody please send us videos of your dogs reacting to the Casio Dog theme, thank you

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please take 30 seconds to fill out this little survey that will help me produce a future podcast episode forms.gle/632SFP4PjAGR...

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High school students at the Capitol: “Why is [Trump] so orange?” GOP Rep. Brian Jack: “Uh, that’s, you know what, it’s, it’s, it’s your perspective...”

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CHRISTEN PRESS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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This is 100% my favorite tweet of all time

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One of the few licensed games that absolutely knocked that shit out of the park.

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If my team was leading Game 7 with three seconds to go, gave up the lead, and then played 37 minutes of overtime and lost, I would simply not go to work for a week

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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

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Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate

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We are living in a simulation

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This photo tells you everything you need to know about the cable news ecosystem in the United States. It is the perfect distillation of the moment. That Jumbo Elliott, by the way, is the former tackle for the New York Giants.

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can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

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Post-draft look at the Packers' 91-man roster www.acmepackingcompany.com/2025/4/26/24...

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Stefanski walking into the Browns QB room

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As a father myself, I can relate to what Deion Sanders must be going through right now. (My kid’s not good enough to play in the NFL either.)

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Jordy's Farm Fresh Flakes (2016-2017): Green Bay Packer's fan-favorite WR Jordy Nelson received his own cereal-frosted corn flakes-with a name and box aesthetic that honored both his background as a farmer, and the film "Field of Dreams." Corn!

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🚨 The Packers took a first round receiver 🚨 Absolutely love them getting Matthew Golden. Playoff loss showed they needed someone who could take the top of the defense and beat man coverage. Sharp route runner with terrific hands who wins at all three levels. My favorite pick of the draft so far.

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Official attendance: 205,000.

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they’re playing in front of a subaru dealership because the song name was subaru but they had to change it. tiktok comments have also brought out hood charlotte, black-182, and system keeping me down

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