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alexquigley.bsky.social
Samantha's Dad. Inordinate amount of Chicago sports skeets. Life is long and weird, if you're lucky. Crystal Lake, Chicago, or the middle of nowhere.
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Don't mess with the Zohran! Folks

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1225 comments

Obviously it's a very bad moment but it is funny that Trump really seems to have thought he would win a Nobel Peace Prize by getting on the phone with a bunch of authoritarian sociopaths and saying "knock it off." Dumbest possible version of the Great Man Theory of History. The sports radio version.

submitted 18 hours ago • 122 comments

This is like SNL level parody of North Korean state media

submitted 18 hours ago • 28 comments

hey there @jaketapper.bsky.social, you gonna do a book on this or nah. SEEMS IMPORTANT!

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

LA is YouTube New York is TikTok DC is LinkedIn Chicago is Bluesky Miami is Instagram Phoenix is Facebook San Francisco is NextDoor Salt Lake City is Pornhub Berlin's Führerbunker in 1945 is Twitter

submitted 1 day ago • 149 comments

That is just a shitty way for Halliburton's season to end.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We’re at war with Iran because Trump hated our first Black president, who had already negotiated and signed a deal to keep Iran’s ability to build nuclear weapons in check, with monitoring and verification.

submitted 2 days ago • 124 comments

No words. Poor guy.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

[Golf noises]

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my god, the crowd mikes right now 😳

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Is Tommy Fleetwood finally gonna get a PGA Tour win? It's absurd how the man hasn't yet.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

At this point I suspect Vance might have a humiliation fetish

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submitted 2 days ago • 57 comments

When I tell ya, I tell ya!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Seven home runs thru six innings.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Carbon copy day. 🔨

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

W for Phoenix

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Gas is $3.50 a gallon, butter is $6 bucks a pound, eggs are $4 bucks a dozen, we’re at war with Iran, South African Nazis stole all our data, and ICE is throwing citizens in detention camps. But hey, at least those 3 trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore.

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Trump Yesterday: I should've won the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump Today: I started a war. He. Is. Insane.

submitted 3 days ago • 22 comments

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

ABC News just lapping this all up. It's like watching "Scud Stud" breathless coverage.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

submitted 3 days ago • 2772 comments

I hope everyone who farmed clicks by arguing that trump was anti war in some sense is proud of themselves

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

Trump has been in office for five months and we have masked men disappearing people in the streets, our social safety net has been dismantled, the federal government is anti-vax, and we’re bombing Iran. Tell me some more about how there was no difference between the two parties.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So yeah, this week ain't gonna be great

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Both Cubs & Mariners have been ordered off the field at Wrigley in top of sixth inning because the home plate umpire is apparently and understandably suffering from heat stroke. Paramedics on the scene. Yikes.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

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A blast furnace wind whipping out of the southwest on a 90°+ day at Wrigley Field? Feeling football score-y today!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

3 meats, 2 vegetables, 1 grill, full eyes, clear hearts, can't lose

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

“Your intelligence community said they have no evidence Iran is building a nuclear weapon.” TRUMP: “My intelligence community is wrong.”

submitted 4 days ago • 116 comments

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

submitted 5 days ago • 64 comments

Been a while since an NBA Finals Game 7 happened! Can't wait.

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submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is so stupid and wink-wink racist that I thought it had to be fake. It is not fake.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to read about Elon fanboys telling us "akshually this was a good thing"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments