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🌮 Erstwhile antiorca. Lost starfish. Screaming into the void for periwinkles lost. Not who I clam on TV. And, those bivalve motherfuckers stole my dog. 🐶🐸🦋💙🐚🪸🐳🦞 #RESIST Foment the #clammening you want to see in the world
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Participation tropies are all you collect Your personality has a real defect The "rack" you have is nothing but man-boobs We've all seen your beach vids on the UToobs I walk the best, the straightest, no fallin' I hold the rope, and for you it's callin' Negotiate price? Negotiate THIS

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Your eternal reward ... MUAHAHAHAHA

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EPIC IF TRUE @y-exclamationpoint.bsky.social This is verse-worthy!!!

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This is all I got 🤣

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You're already fading, Your software degrading. My Big Macs keep me alive and on fire. "Take my wife, please," the advice of my lawyer She's soulless and heartless, Cold and a temptress, Her thirst for power ever relentless. So take her, she's yours, She's still up in New York. GOOD LUCK

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Robots do rule, haven't you heard? Biden's a cyborg ghola, idiot nerd. You think I am human Let's spread some doubt Why else would 3rd term be talked about? You're marginalized, crazy Your politics are lazy Your "moat" is a hoax Your bloat inspires jokes You created nada Just boring Twitter drama

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Go Gus!!!!!! @governorwalz.mn.gov is such a proud papa!!

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Sharing isn't his strong suit ...

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I am the wolfest of wolves The BEST know I am I'll fuck up your life I'll blow up your plan Grok knows QAnon likes sweet snacks for Winners P3do what, bitch? Ain't you late for dinner? Deficit building, watching it grow While I suffocate Tesla Low and slow #barsnotwars #alienvpredator

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Little angry man, get off my lawn You blabber and bluster, inciting a yawn Pot said kettle, you've broken the law The shit pouring out your gaping maw Threats to expose what everyone knows? Bitch, your rights end at my nose I'll huff n puff and blow your X down Get outta my face,nerd-ass clown

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Sweetie, Vlad gave me the keys to Sputnik You gotta step up the pace of your bootlick 'Murica gonna dominate, get off the stick Space domination, that's the trick Space Force gonna hit that quick WHOOOOAAAAA Just know you are Shane and I am Rick Enjoy my vamp wife's QT dick #barsnotwars #suckitAlien

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Know your history.

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Pretty sure the judge did not order the flight ... those who did created this illegal and inhumane situation.

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Largesse is what I am, I'm large and in charge Got my back up singers, Mace, Boebert and Marge You out there frontin trying to colonize Mars We should put your fuckin SA ass behind bars So quit your ceaseless bitchin bout your EV cars Be nice, I'll hire ya back to drive my golf carts #AvP

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"X" is what you are, we're broke the fuck up Stand back and watch, you miserable cuck You bought me this office, thanks bro, now you're toast You thought your status solid 'cause I "needed you most" FUCK THAT ya pasty bitch, Vlad's my number one Boo One news cycle on, it'll be Elon WHOOOO? #AvP

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"So fucking charitable it should be tax deductible!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🔥

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"On today's episode of Frienemies..."

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X marks the spot?? 🤢🤮

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Thanks, @polititakes.bsky.social !

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PREDATOR!!!! Predator schmedator, youre a whiny-ass clown Pull up a chair, and sit the fuck DOWN You whine and you winge Your Tweets are nothing but cringe... You rode my bloat-tails The BIGGLIEST BEST in the WORLD Now Twitterverse watches you cry like a girl ... @y-exclamationpoint.bsky.social

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Sounds epic, @y-exclamationpoint.bsky.social 🖤

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@y-exclamationpoint.bsky.social 🤣

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Thank you, @polititakes.bsky.social

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My latest: Jasmine Crockett is clear choice to lead Oversight Dems I told you I wouldn’t pick sides in this race because I don’t have a vote. Then I realized it’s up to all of us to make sure our party gets this one right. 3,421 words. Please consider reading and passing this along!

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The scrolling headline on this makes it funnier, @y-exclamationpoint.bsky.social !

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