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Readers of my Diary of The Current Spurs Manager in The Gooner will note the Current Current Spurs Manager will have a Danish accent, as opposed to the Aussie tones of the Previous Current Spurs Manager. Adjust your receiving devices accordingly.

submitted 21 minutes ago • 1 comment

Department Q is rather good, isn’t it? One for lovers of sweary, troubled Scottish detectives with a supporting cast of similarly shifty characters.

submitted 38 minutes ago • 5 comments

The existence of Bonjedward implies the existence of Maljedward.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

If you see this share a skeleton

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Lunch in an eatery call The Cream Chimneys, eh mrs. Today’s forecast is…

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Not me, but the bass player out off of Ultravox (the late Chris Allen) pushed my mum’s Mini Metro out of a ditch.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Nearly bumped into Dale Winton just off the Strand. He did a deft sidestep and said “Whoops!” That is the end of the story.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile in Turkmenistan, they’ve let President Serdar Berdimuhamedov out for his annual school trip to the middle of a field. “But I stood in a field last year!” he complains. “Shut up and stand in the field or no chippy tea tonight”, says his dad.

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

Kim Jong Un Trouser Watch: Difficulty Level - BIG BOAT Yes, they’ve had another go at launching it, and this time it’s the right way up.

submitted 11 hours ago • 10 comments

Forton Services. Gateway to the North.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

“PING!” my car said. “Time for a break? It’s been two hours since your last stop” Woke me right up, that did.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Please don’t post your half-baked ideas about the Air India plane crash on here, hundreds of people have died for pity’s sake.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

We ended up getting blown into the reeds & had to be pulled off.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

I am supposed to be driving to that Scotland later. Current situation: A wall of water falling out of the sky.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Regret to report that Ea-Nașir has been at it again.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I have driven to Exeter. Please update your records accordingly.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments