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Spending Father's Day at the gym with the other hot DILFs

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Sometimes I sit around and think about how some cats only understand Japanese.

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*My wife staring into her coffee, eyes full of sorrow.* "Life is one big toilet."

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Sometimes I remember the Flip Cam and am instantly transported back to 2008.

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I am growing lilies in my garden, and some dick is coming around and snipping buds off before they bloom. So I have deployed drastic measures.

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Will Elon suspend Trump's Twitter again?

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At least destroying Tesla's can be seen as an act of patriotism on both the left and the right.

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Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows This is direct communication (pissing in each others mouths) I understand you aren't used to it

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I had to show my baby as proof to park here.

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Guy is on this train is watching Family Guy and audibly laughing every few minutes. He's living the life.

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Protecting democracy from the flames of tyranny 🔥

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Lol I wake up to learn H3 is beefing with Taylor Lorenz, guess they are really heading down that right wing pipeline at full speed now.

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AI son or crypto scam daughter?

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DO NOT WORK FOR ICE

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BlueSky will never beat the "doesn't understand jokes" allegations. Just watched several big accounts pretend a joke is real.

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Can't believe Doge fired the people who knew how to use the fucking parking break.

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Honestly if the Dems don't make "Abolish ICE" a part of their main platform, I don't wanna hear from them.

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I just wanna hear the Pope say "Da Bears" just once

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I'm too excited about Chicago Pope to be bothered by this right now. However, fuck Jeanine Pirro, and send her bigoted ass into the fucking sun.

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Telling my wife about all the jets falling into the ocean and she tells me "just put them in rice."

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Getting Portillo's and taking shots of Malört to honor the new Pope

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Its officially Pope Watch 2025!

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Its officially Pope Watch 2025!

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Turning to my baby and yelling "chat are we cooked?" Whenever something bad happens, only for him to stare back, blankly.

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I have officially kept my son alive for a full year. I have really earned that, "World's Greatest Dad" mug now.

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Did I watch the Hasan v Ethan debate? No amount of water boarding will get that information out of me.

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Formula is just whey protein for babies

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Give this man a swirlie.

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Hiding fruit in my son's oatmeal like a dog's pill in a piece of cheese. Only for my son to eat the oatmeal and spit the fruit out, like a dog eating the cheese around the pill...

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Spoiler: it will be Linda Yaccarino

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