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submitted 58 minutes ago • 8 comments

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

submitted 1 day ago • 172 comments

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

Literal shot ---> chaser

submitted 1 day ago • 62 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I would die for Louis

submitted 529 days ago • 5 comments

FLASHBACK — ROGAN: “If taking a baby from her mother doesn’t freak you out you’re not part of the team, man. You’re missing it… You’re an as*hole.”

submitted 2 days ago • 237 comments

FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...

submitted 2 days ago • 137 comments

i don’t need my law degree to tell you that telling a police officer to “honor your oath bitch” is protected first amendment speech this dude needs to sue expeditiously

submitted 2 days ago • 46 comments

Bill Clinton in the 90's

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

My royal we is raising questions already answered by my royal we.

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

For no reason, today I've been thinking about that time a bunch of GOP House members broke into a SCIF where classified hearings were being held with media in tow, refused to give up their devices, and live tweeted from inside. No one was escorted out or put in cuffs. www.wired.com/story/republ...

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Hell yes

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 5 days ago • 125 comments

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oomf just sent this to me "this made me think of you" please enjoy

submitted 6 days ago • 94 comments

Great timing, governor

submitted 7 days ago • 114 comments

Alex Jones spent the last 30 years being like "MARTIAL LAW IS COMIN BECAUSE THE DEEP STATE JADE HELM ILLUMINATIIII" and now it's here and his place could not be more in favor of it.

submitted 7 days ago • 113 comments

Statistically “America” is its cities. But we’re stuck with an 18th century political architecture that gives votes to cornfields & thus makes it politically viable to treat them as some kind of weird tumor.

submitted 7 days ago • 38 comments

Tbh, I think it's because we don't actually expect GWB to be a good person/have a soul, and we still like/have fond memories of Obama

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments