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They/Any/None/SillyLittleGoblin || AuDHD || Music Producer || Communism Believer || Technically an Underemployed Physicist || Music stuff: linktr.ee/13conor
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I'm begging y'all, plz. Stop comparing Vivi to Nadu. I don't want to have to pull it from my Niv Visionary deck if/when it gets banned 😭😭😭😭

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

"I spent so much money on magic singles last month I almost couldn't afford rent, it's bad" *printing out another sticker sheet of proxies* "yeah that's so bad, I got a precon last week, I totally feel you" *sticks cyclonic rift sticker onto 1/1 soldier token*

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

In the land of the free where freedom of speech is enshrined: "[redacted because these words are illegal]"

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Being born in the US is like being born on the Death Star.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

"China is a dictatorship full of poor enslaved prisoners" -person in a country with more homeless people than China, more imprisoned people than China, legalized slave labor for inmates, and a statistical 0% correlation between individual votes and policy enactment

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Just rolled a nat 20 on ishowspeed bringing about global communism? Seems promising.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never forgive BlueSky for handing me my first Will Stancil post. Gross. 0/10. Bad and wrong.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

They just went down a list of possible effects for this card and 'selected all' huh? And it's instant speed.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Just googled capitalism. This shit seems bad ngl.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Vote Kat Abughazaleh! She goes on trans podcasts that make cartoon fuck lists! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for someone outside the US to adopt an American citizen. Can be cute on command. DM for inquiries. 🥺

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

America: (outlaws hairstyles) Americans: *fighting over propaganda about North Korea noises*

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

It's wild to think that a prop-comic/fortune-teller tried to warn JFK just days before the event.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Long live proxies, the true MTG universes beyond cards

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Increasing hyper-fixation: finding a consistent 4-8 person pod for Commander (and other deck builder card games) *AND/OR* finding a place to escape to from this fascist decline in the US.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Elon's original question leading to the design choice: "Why would you need lidar when humans use eyes?" Having just ONE road runner on the design team would have prevented this. Common DEI win.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Foil cards be like:

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Okay hear me out. The counterspell is genuinely kinda funny in an un-set kind of way. And the food token and lands are cute and fun. The rest of it gives me feelings of dread at the imminent degradation of every property as corporations must consume ever more to pump up their stock valuation.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Cops defend capital, not people 'as it turns out'

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

yes yes yes Yes Yes YES YES YES MOREEEEEE

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Most commander decks: "How few lands can I possibly run and keep this thing consistent?" Infamous Cruel Claw: "How many lands can I possibly add before this deck becomes too silly to function?"

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments