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The ultimate tennis strategy is to shove your opponent into a canal before the match. They can't beat you at tennis if they're in a canal

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Bro-casters can be allies. They are there to be won over. Read all of Michael Hirschorn piece in nyt @hirschorn.bsky.social‬ www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/o... piece in nyt www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/o...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It's all big time wrestling shit, #wwe cartoonish characters hurling "your mommas" at each other to suck all the attention away from everything else and create an irresistible sideshow. There is a method. It is not random madness. #TrumpVMusk

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

submitted 23 days ago • 856 comments

My article. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I thought that we were Stardust I thought that we were golden I thought that we were going to get ourselves back to the garden.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in eps 5 and 6 of this top ten @streamonmax.bsky.social documentary series TOXIC.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Time for #monoclemeter readout? @sulliview.bsky.social #MetGala2025

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

#TylerGlassElbow of the @losangelesdodgers.bsky.social

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Watching new @nba.com media suddenly taking notice now of The Wall / The Swell @intuitdome.bsky.social @laclippersofficial.bsky.social for game 4. Winning works. @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social @theathletic.bsky.social

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Just wanna take a moment to recognize that there are THREE Broadway musicals currently running that take place in Los Angeles—I don’t know if that’s ever happened before!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I dont care about the #NFLDraft. The NFL draft is not interesting no matter how many times you try to make it interesting and build stories around it. It's not something I am interested in and I don't think it's something a lot of people are interested in.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Clippers in 4. @laclippers.bsky.social

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Seth Rogen’s RFK joke should be recited en masse like a pledge of allegiance at the start of every Hollywood event until it is totally clear that this is not okay. theankler.com/p/creeps-cow... @richardrushfield.bsky.social @theankler.com

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Picasso and Lump

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar except when it has a bulbous head and veiny frenulum" Sigmund Freud

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

The Clippers have one of the best centers in the NBA, two superstars playing well, a top defense and a strong bench. This is the roadmap any GM would follow to build the championship team. Let's go! @laclippersfra.bsky.social @laclippersofficial.bsky.social @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social #adamausland

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

submitted 73 days ago • 450 comments

The Clippers can win the NBA championship. @laclippers.bsky.social @petrospappas.bsky.social @johnireland.bsky.social @espnla.bsky.social @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Trump in Hollywood. The biggest loser. lamag.com/featured/don...

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