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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable

submitted 107 days ago • 32 comments

Nothing feels quite as good as seeing my numbers on Italki hit a nice round number.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

she hates porn because she's jealous of the writing

submitted 18 hours ago • 20 comments

I intend to give him the greatest gift of all - remembering him as who he was in life.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

The initial articles absolutely made it sound like Jonathan Joss was just in a bad place and screaming at/arguing with neighbors.

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1168 comments

“either I personally or my unstable friend should be able to set your mother on fire if we think it’s right” is kind of a dealbreaker for a political movement. just imo.

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

It is worth remembering that the UK press is quite genuinely mad.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

the reason leftist politics is dead in the water in the US is that you all let the antisocial libertarians into the tent as a hail mary to beat Hillary in 2016 and now you’re stuck with people who valorize perpetual childhood

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Just as the media collectively "hallucinated" the Biden one-term pledge, they are collectively "hallucinating" that Trump only wanted to deport "bad" illegal immigrants, not all of them. And we should bashing them every day for lying to us, even by omission.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

consistently lost in navel-gazing about political violence is that, generally speaking, the kinds of people who engage in it individually are generally pretty incoherent and the act is usually more attributable to personal heroic narratives than actual, clear politics attributable to a real ideology

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I think “abundance” is so important because democratic legislators in Illinois just sent the CTA into a death spiral blue states have no fucking excuse to let critical public services like mass transit wither away.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Interestingly, while in America we view killer whales as intelligent beings, in Japan they have a reputation as simply being foolish おろか。

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What we've learned yesterday is abusing Ketamine means never having to say that you're sorry.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I liked Young Girls of Rochefort a lot less than Umbrellas of Cherbourg, but the opening number is an incredible way to start a movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUb...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

(News story about a school bus driver strung out on heroin driving two dozen kids off a cliff) Person 1: yeah heroin is bad, don't do it Person 2: fuck you prejudiced asshole, I have a medical issue that marijuana helps with Person 1: I'm talking about heroin Person 2: fucking excuses as always

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

She does a worse job with her work than the fucking transvestigators

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment