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Taylor Swift just finished the highest-grossing concert tour of all time

the President of the United States, everyone

Just catching up on the news

If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat. In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.

The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?

Is getting a $400 million private jet gifted to himself from Qatar the result of one of his Tariff 'deals' we keep hearing about?

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

SORRY BARRON YOU ONLY GET FIVE PENCILS

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

Indoctrination.

Trump's threat to arrest Governor Evers is a chilling attempt to normalize fascism & silence dissent. They want to bully & intimidate anyone who doesn't conform to their ideology. We will NOT be intimidated. We will NOT be silenced. We will DEFEND our freedom.

Gifted article. An important read. I Was Detained for My Beliefs. Who Will Be Next? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/o... #usdemocracy #demVoice1

Your School House Rock moment...🤔

Trump's post is a federal crime. 26 USC § 7217.

A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????

The Worst Person You Know Just Made Some Great Points

So according to Trump the stock market when Biden was president was Trump’s stock market, but the stock market while Trump is president is Biden’s? Makes sense.

Just incredible

WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆 #LFC

For years I've thought haha no kidding, how on earth are you NOT Deranged by this literal freaking fascist Welcome to the Derangement everyone

A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...

Evil motherfuckers

Ah yes. The official White House twitter account just used ai generated Studio Ghibli-esque content to push deportations. A whole chapter of my dissertation basically just wrote itself.

Many native-born American immigration lawyers have received official letters from the government demanding that they self-deport. Apparently DHS used a list of aliens including many who listed their attorneys’ contact info by way of a care-of address. The country’s in the very best of hands.

Congratulations to John Roberts for enabling *two* heads of state to mock you openly.

Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."

This breaks me — because I can see my wife and daughter living through this. I don’t trust DHS, and you shouldn’t either because it could happen to anyone. They’re on a mission, and it feels lawless as hell.

Sure, Trump wrote "The Art of the Deal," but has anyone read chapter nine?

Trump: "The reason we are not talking about tariffs with Russia is because we are not doing business essentially with Russia." (Trump tariffed plenty of places America doesn't do business with.)

We’re neither pretending or paid. I pro bono hate him.

Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins asked about Trump's tariffs on Heard Island and McDonald Islands: "The people that are leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest people." Tariffing uninhabited islands full of penguins is not indicative of smart and serious people.

Peter Navarro, the guy who created a fake "expert" to advise Donald Trump on his tariffs: "600, 700 billion dollars they're gonna to raise a year, $6 to $7 trillion over the 10 year period." $6.5 trillion was wiped off the stock market in just two days, just to put that in perspective.

I’m sure they are.

He said he was going to make things cheaper and now he’s saying “I couldn’t care less if they raise prices.”

Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

It appears that Kristi Noem may have worn a $60K Rolex during her visit to the El Salvadoran prison camp today.

Duckworth goes on Fox and Baier reads her statement calling Hegseth a “f**king liar”

Ossoff: This was a huge a mistake Ratcliffe: No Ossoff: This is an embarrassment. We will get the full transcript of this chain and your testimony will be measured carefully against its content

Goldberg: I've never experienced this.. these are these are life and death issues and you don’t just put out specific targeting information, specific timings of attacks that have not yet taken place into a commercial messaging app.

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First off, Pete Hegseth is a disgrace and should be fired. Second, instead of being an asshole and trash-talking the journalist, he should be thanking him for not posting anything top-secret that’s still to come.

🤔🤔🤔

Goldberg indicates Hegseth lied when he denied texting war plans

Governor Andy Beshear (D-Kentucky) on Kristi Noem's call to eliminate FEMA: "The states cannot do what FEMA does without duplicating certain tasks 50 times over. If you've got an operation that's running well, work with it, improve it, don't eliminate it."

Brian Kilmeade calls for the end of due process: "It's not practical to think we can do due process on 8 million people ... if we're gonna give every one of these guys a day in a court and a lawyer, we can't do it. They don't deserve it."

Is Bondi going to prosecute this guy federally as a domestic terrorist?