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allthingsninja.bsky.social
Formerly Donkey O’Teased on Sissy SpaceX’s old platform Phish Umphrey’s Goose GSW
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Ukraine just showed the world how effective an attack can be if you don’t use Signal.

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48 hr El pastor marinade pork butt, seared and in the slow cooker

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48 hr El pastor marinade pork butt, seared and in the slow cooker

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Also found this empty A-Team vodka grenade at my dad's house today Happy Memorial Day weekend all

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Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless

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#newarkairpor

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Mulches the 1st from Chicago and has been chosen @umphreys.com

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ALERT: I had not seen this article until this morning. It is a pretty big deal. Mike Waltz isn’t actually using Signal. He’s using a copy or third party version of Signal created by a company called TeleMessage the point of which is to allow archiving of messages. The app claims to preserve …

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The face my kids make when they ask how much longer is this @squeakyfeet.bsky.social song going to be

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Roasted a marrow bone for the good boy

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Actual Election Interference

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It me

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Happy holidays

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Philly Italian market vibes

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😂

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In my feed so now it’s in yours. Available for delivery before Good Friday

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What’s up Umphreys @goldlikejoel.bsky.social ?

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