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I guess Jordan Peele is producing a new horror movie called HIM, but this is the only "HIM" movie I can think of obscurityandbeyond.blogspot.com/2010/02/lost...

IM GONNA RUN THROUGH A WALL

Sidewalk art getting real

I want to feel loved again

Step 1: Buy Czech beer. Step 2: Defeat Jóžin z bažin. Step 3: Celebrate with more beer. 🇨🇿🤝🇷🇸

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Happy existential crisis day

Sometimes I go "my ex ruined my humor I'm glad my gf is healing it" then I remember we shit ourselves laughing at fucking triangles.

They never don't look painfully stupid

Thought for Sunday morning... Brutus. John Wilkes Booth. Charles Guiteau. Leon Czolgosz. Gavrilo Princip. Sirhan Sirhan. James Earl Ray. Lee Harvey Oswald. Mark David Chapman. Luigi Mangione. Draw your own conclusions....

Thinking about the time I wrote gay sex 103 times for some reason

Not even gonna hold yall… I’m boutta start stealing. Straight up. A self checkout gone hate to see me comin.

Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?

I feel like a stranger in the communities I used to call home

One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....

Víme co chceme já a ty!?!?

Would yall believe me if I told yall that I once took the wrong bus and had to walk from nemanická to vltava štřed (if you don't know shit about bus stops in české Budějovice this might not be as shocking)

Sometimes when someone cool likes my posts I start rethinking my life choices for some reason

BREAKING NEWS!!! self-proclaimed half-Roma guy (who happens to be my ex) learns that *the c slur* is a slur 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Epic simon fact:

Making art isn't a race. But if it were, the finish line would be ✨you✨, years from now, looking back and being proud that you kept going.

World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.

> open rule 34 subreddit to see characters from a set media having sex or whatever > see these trigger warnings >lose all faith in the fandom of the set media >exit reddit Repeat every time I get into a new media

100th post woohoo

Wait really? I never knew acab actually meant acab..

Is this a safe space to say that I want Adam Mišík to die a slow and painful death only because he had a concert for the 100th anniversary of the woporschan children's mental hospital (where I was at the time) and because his music fucking sucks ass and isn't worthy of being at an important event?

I do not care how attracted I am to someone I will NEVER use an ai chatbot of them

Born to point out every single thing slightly related to tally hall Forced to be sent to the mental hospital for 2.5 months 😔

Why doesn’t Donald brag about his marks in school, you know being such a stable genius, who knows everything about everything? A man who literally brags about everything….including sexual assault. I’ll give you one guess. 👀

Elon is too old to be pretending he's edgy and cool with these memes.

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