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Shoutout to when two relatives gifted me loot crate for Xmas. I got two bat-joker funko pops at once 🤮. The trick was that would could actually skip boxes on their site. I ended up rationing them for years. The longer it went the more tortured and unconvincing the themes got for their overstock tat

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Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday! If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

submitted 167 days ago • 14 comments

Space: Above and Beyond is good. Like really good.

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😔 #bionicle #lego #meme

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t know if this is a common reading of Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, but there’s no way his servants didn’t assume the two were lovers, right? If the master of the house suddenly introduces someone who has a set of keys for a back entrance, full run of the house, changing the will…people talk.

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I don’t know if this is a common reading of Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, but there’s no way his servants didn’t assume the two were lovers, right? If the master of the house suddenly introduces someone who has a set of keys for a back entrance, full run of the house, changing the will…people talk.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m saying this 100% seriously. #Lego can go fuck themselves. I was in deep. I don’t want to think about how much me and my family spent. I was in a focus group when I was a kid, but they’ve burned my goodwill like a Roman candle. This is about #bionicle if it wasn’t clear.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

gave me the idea to do this joke but worse here's THE WINNER

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Fullmetal Alchemist? #FMA #FullmetalAlchemist

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submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

This is for, like, two people at most

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

I’m going to be real. If you ever see anything reposted from Reddit, it’s not real. Maybe there might’ve been a real AITA at some point, but the ones you are seeing aren’t. Especially if it’s heartwarming or affirming.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

This is what #redvsblue looks like to me

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

it's all about mindset 🧠💰

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

I love the opening to Conan the Barbarian so much, but this shot of Conan's father looks so much like Niel Breen. It's very distracting

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Horrifying realization that from an in-universe perspective, the events of Tron Ares is just the Adam Sandler movie Pixels since light cycles and recognizers are all recognizable arcade game iconography from Space Paranoids

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

#mobilesuitgundam basically that episode (seconds before disaster)

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Darling in the Franxx is like if Knights of Sidonia was made exclusively by and for cowards

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta give points to the MCU and James Gunn for making Adam Warlock a half baked jobber. It felt like a joke aimed specifically at my dad, who got hyped at the teaser in guardians 2. The monkeys paw curled when I realized he was too strong and they’d have to write their way out of that corner.

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This is great because by normal standards Hathaway went through some intensely traumatic shit and was raised around deeply damaged war heroes, but by Gundam standards we’re like ‘oh your crush got groomed by a nazi and blown up in front of you! Boohoo. Come back with a real tragic backstory’

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Not touching Harry Potter with a 10-foot pole wasn’t enough. I sold my childhood Lego sets years ago. I hope in some way it Prevented even a single new one from being bought. Sickening stuff. I hope their fans know I regard them just as low as cybertruck owners

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

It still fucks me up how good Enderal was. The High Ones are such a perfect villain.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

A meme for all of my fellow Tron fans. #TronAres

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment