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I hate hearing all these fireworks and knowing it’s because of Post Malone and not because Trump is dead

ABCO Metals, Auburn Gresham (10 layer screen print)

Still can’t believe that guy missed

My retirement plan is to get really good at wet plate photography and make a killing off weddings and civil war reenactors

Wishing a lot of death and life today

More like Haram Heights 🙅🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️

Much like cybertruck vandalism I hope we can quickly normalize yanking these off the chests of nerds and throwing them into the nearest body of water

Before we make any more phones we should fix that thing where a text just gets stuck sending forever with no way to cancel or retry it or see what the problem is

Excited to start screenprinting one of my Osaka photos from last year. We spent maybe 12 hours there and that was enough for it to be one of my favorite places on earth

Me: That was a nice bike ride :) Strava AI: You Fat Worthless Piece Of Shit. You Were Slower On This Ride Than Your 30 Day Average. Why Even Bother? Elevation Gain On This Wasn’t Impressive Either. Honestly Just End Your Life Lol. Also, You Are Never Going To Find Love. You Will Die Alone Bro Lol

Jony Ive is pleased to announce the world’s thinnest and lightest premise for a technology company

Fuck it *gimps your Michigan*

The Nike missile system’s greatest contribution to America was building a nationwide network of defunct missile and radar sites for annoying local history guys like me to be insufferable about

I’ve had to do a lot of bullshit self assessments for work over the years but the Clifton Strengths Finder might be the bullshittiest of them all

Liberal Rogan was a prominent anti-slavery militia leader during the Bleeding Kansas conflict

[going to bed without taking a shower because I’m too tired and depressed] that’s right… I did it for the MWRD overflow action day…

Watching Mushi-shi and dissociating 🤠👍

Chicago at the end of the parking meter deal

TOM WAITS: *gruffly, over piano*

Pleased to announce that I am the liberal Rogan. You found me

I hate that I’m automatically becoming the most effective manager on this project just by sticking to the ethos that we should be making the thing we are supposed to be making

I assume he’s using “go to sleep” in the euthanasia sense here because what else do you call this kind of opting out of life

Rapidly approaching the MFA singularity where more of my workday is spent logging on than working