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| 21 | He/Him | 🏳️‍⚧️ Born to be the king's court jester cursed to run fools errands... (𝘈𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺/𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮)
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ok so now i know i absolutely made the right choice because if i hadnt, Piptu would've never graced me with his presence

Randomized Pokemon Infinite Fusion really said lets force Als to make the hardest decision of his fucking life. #pokemon #pokemonrandomizer #pokemoninfinitefusion

this is literally the only artwork containing a skeleton i have so we posting this shit again #art #digitalart #DigitalArtist #characterart #artist

im not saying having a fae character who goes by they/them because genders not really a thing for them dosnt make perfect sense, im just saying a fae character who uses mirror pronouns feels way more lore accurate.

called a plastic surgery clinic to schedule a top surgery consultation & apparently you need a referral before they'll even talk to you. since when did you need a referral for cosmetic surgery?! the annoying thing is k my GP will probably give me one so its just a pointless hoop to jump through...

Baby rails with shoes 🪶

Mom: I got way too many cherries and they were honestly kinda expensive so I'd hate for them to go to waste. Me: o7

okay well you didnt have to say it like that! 😭💀

deltarune... TODAY!!!! ٩( •̤̀ᗜ•̤́ )و

THE DELTA DAWN IS UPON US!!! #deltarune #deltarunetomorrow

seriously though who the fuck keeps renewing my subscription to Satan's Floodgate?! I DONT FUCKING WANT IT!!

man spring is fucking amazing the plants are all green and vibrant the weather is great and seasonal depression fucks off only for summer to pull up to make everyone suffer again. (they're mosquito bites... i also got 2 more on my legs)

Actually fucking how

AI overview im getting real fucking sick of you being a smart ass

just saying the first person to say a broken clocks right twice a day must have felt so fucking petty because like how done with someone's shit do have to be to come up with that jab

This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur. Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur. (📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)

an side-effect of Bsky's algorithm being much less tailored is that sometimes my artwork is recommended to people who have little interest in such things. some of them feel the need to make me aware of exactly how revolting they find me and my work

who the hell is jack and how hard was that motherfucker jerking it for his name to become the word for it? or in other words, how much wood would Jack jack off if that jackoff could jack off?

aparently it was bring your kid to work day in my backyard

sparkly cardboard :) #pokemon ##pokemontcg ##pokemoncards

so my phone updated and added a lot of stupid features. like why the fuck did i get a pop up telling me to "customize my gaming experience" the second i opened pokemon SLEEP

Found family?? Where the hell did you find it, a back ally surrounded by used heroine needels?! Put it back!!

too tired to exist, too exist to tired. (¬`‸´¬)

Happy platypus

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

silly geese are being silenced 💔💔💔

fuck it im counting it

math rocks :)

Last but not least, these lil chompsters 🐊which one is your fav?

so earlier this semester my prehistoric-medieval art history teacher wrote "What happened???" on a test & it damn near sent me right back down the same spiral i had just clawed out of from highschool... i genuinely dont understand why teachers do this.

tiktok its a fucking lizard

so i recently learned that hive minds dont exist in a literal sense and its just the animalistic term for social structure. meaning the only real difference between us and hive minds is recognition of self. anyway if anyone needs me ill be teaching the ants in my backyard to unionize

first time in years i managed to brush my teeth without my gums fucking bleeding. wild what happens when you go to a dentist that actually does their fucking job!

dog the fucking whiplash of pulling these back to back. like at least put a couple of energy cards between them or something 😭💀 #pokemon #pokemoncards #pokemontcg

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU, RICKYᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ #pokemon #pokemoncards #pokemontcg #noibat

the human body truely is held together with duct tape and crossed fingers because tell me why breathing wile laying down is only permitted on my right side but the second i roll on to my left side my nose is instantly clogged