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plot twist: the CSW on Christian babies is only 18%

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Dodgers fans:

key protest metrics: earned death expected potential death skill-interactive death

kids these days don't know that Jonathan Villar invented the tush push

Two ways to score in Boston - hit ball very far - do not swing at all

The new Jason Voorhees catchphrase has been revealed: “I’m going to kill you with a big knife” This catchphrase will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.

Jolly Olive is metrosexual

Wow what an honor interested fans should google "Pete Rose 14" to learn more

New baseball movie idea: Dark comedy where a banned player fakes his own death because he's desperate to see if he'll make the Hall of Fame

Pete Rose is now eligible to be nominated to the Supreme Court

Spencer Snorkelson

what if we asked Rafael Devers to umpire instead

it's all in the arm slot

The Royals were 13-14 before the Chiefs selected WR Jalen Royals. 10–2 since then.

BUCK: that white smoke indicates we have a new holy father SMOLTZ: I wonder what his opinion is on the Concordat of Worms BUCK: what the SMOLTZ: The investiture controversy was a blight that ruined Europe for centuries BUCK: what’s going on h… SMOLTZ: False monk!Descend, or be forever damned!

the real question is why the Arkansas governor looks like the villain from a Shirley Temple movie

well, they could very easily solve this problem by calling it Piecemaker instead

Maybe next time

molly is the new crack

when a Red Sox player gets assigned a new fielding position, they bring them into a special room to cry for a bit

reportedly the Pope is from Southside but he's a Cubs fan truly we live in the worst timeline

peak centrist to elect a cardinal from chicago

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope