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• TIME Magazine’s Hater of the Year 33 years running. • Too eclectic for my own good • Librarian 📍:🗽
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I’ve been here almost three months, so I’m finally eligible to hear the workplace lore that explains why the fuck this place is like this.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

this Wordle win is probably the most impressive thing I have ever done

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Searching for other librarians — is Facebook the only place where there are any real online communities for us? There has to be another way.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Censoring your kid’s face is the corniest shit. You posted the picture to show us you took the kid to the park. You go through the effort of hiding their face *to show off* that you care about hiding their face. Just don’t post the picture at all. We were fine not seeing you holding up an emoji.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

How it feels not having a bottle of Dry Grape Schweppes in my hand right now.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

wildly selfish, unserious, and spoiled rotten. The whole proud non-voter thing is sticking in my teeth like popcorn shells.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I always said I don’t have a dream job because I want to simply lie in the sunlight like a cat. Now that the weather is nice, I have scheduled sit-in-the-backyard time at my new job. close enough tbh

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the 4 train and the 4 train ONLY for understanding the assignment during tonight’s evening commute.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

gives me complicated feelings when I watch people chronicle every one of 47’s controversies when they spent the last half of 2024 telling people not to vote for Harris.

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

all else aside, thank god for the library though

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

The 94% and the 82% watching y’all say someone should do something and stop Trump.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody stop what you’re doing - I hereby announce that I have FOUND my lost phone charger.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

I’m going to have a Master’s degree in December. I just keep thinking back to that Spring 2023 semester when I dropped one class and failed the other and thought there was no way I could complete it. December still feels worlds away.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

one time for the one time, so I can relive my Tumblr days of being a public figure

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The radiator is drying me the hell out every night, and no amount of water bottle refills is un-chapping my lips.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Further reports claim that they are, in fact, not “about that life”.

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submitted 60 days ago • 449 comments

Between this and their $80 games, I’m gonna go ahead and keep having not bought a console since the Xbox 360.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, good. I was really trying to not want this 😂

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Any school librarians on here? I need a little consultation 🤔

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submitted 63 days ago • 26 comments

Life works real funny. I was worried about taking this job before I did, and I’m actually enjoying it WAY more than I could’ve imagined. Funny things happen when I don’t get what I want.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

In my latest installment of work email woes, someone just reply-alled a year-old email.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Me, a teen librarian: *scrolling through Bookriot and Goodreads* The teens at my library: reading CupcakKe lyrics out loud.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway, here’s my new read on Libby. Support your local library, or I’ll find you.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Slowly detaching myself from IG (and Meta as a whole tbh). Between growing older and getting sick of the people that I know, watching these CEOs roll over on their bellies for 47 pissed me off.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments