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Why does Mike Lee still have a job?!

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So, every Mormon in Utah is calling for Mike Lee's resignation, right? Is it the Church of Latter Day Saints or the Church of Latter Day Sycophants?

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Thou shalt expel Mike Lee from the Senate and banish him from society, for he mocked and celebrated the murder of a political opponent.

submitted 2 days ago • 360 comments

Guy just did for parades what he did for steaks, airlines, and casinos.

submitted 4 days ago • 211 comments

"Nevermind the parade, which we thought was going to be the biggest news." Really, @dana-bash.bsky.social?!

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To Kristi Noem we’re all annoying puppies.

submitted 6 days ago • 72 comments

Trump has yet to respond to heinous shootings in MN. Maybe he's resting up for his big day cosplaying as an emperor.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We're going to see quite a split screen today: Millions protesting peacefully in defense of democracy, and a would-be dictator ordering tanks to tear up DC streets to make him feel powerful. It's obvious what the right side is. Be on it.

submitted 5 days ago • 107 comments

HBD to the chickensht TACO who hasn’t posted in 24 hours because the world is on fire and he has no idea what to do and wishes he just stayed in Florida running crypto scams & jerking off to Vanky pics & playing golf. Enjoy your parade, motherfcker!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

June 14th Obama Appreciation Day...

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

The joke of the weekend is going to be a man who was so scared that he had his daddy keep him from having to fight in a war...and is now having a military parade to try and convince people that he is brave. #BoneSpurs

submitted 6 days ago • 405 comments

Soldiers who support fascism deserve to be court marshaled and dishonorably discharged

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

They just arrested a US Senator for yelling that he had some questions during a Kristi Noem press conference. Where are all you free speech absolutists now? Oh, right. You were lying.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

So how many red lines do they gotta cross before we start calling it what it is? It’s straight up fascism and we’re there!

submitted 6 days ago • 56 comments

CBS talking head claims: "this is a great way to get to know our military" regarding the wasteful spending of a birthday parade for a wannabe dictator. 🙄 @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy

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Noem said the federal gov was in California to LIBERATE the city from its own elected representatives?! WTAF. No wonder Padilla had a fucking question to ask.

submitted 7 days ago • 42 comments

Send the ICE agents to harvest all the produce. Pay them a standard field worker wage. Make them do it for 2 months before they go on their gestapo raids. Then, make their children replace all that lost labor. Do you think they want their kids working that hard? Their kids don't know what work is.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t threaten us with a good time!

submitted 8 days ago • 1318 comments

If randomly kidnapping people (including first grade kids) from places of work, education, worship, and immigration appointments and disappearing them without due process to foreign prisons does not meet your definition of fascism, then your definition of fascism is wrong.

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Elon regrets calling an Epstein island frequent flyer out, but not because the accusation was false. It's because billionaires should always have each other's backs in their exclusive little egomaniacal club. Elon doesn't regret anything else. So telling.

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Pam Bondi: the apple store just got raided! Me: Your toad overlord pardoned all the criminals who broke into the nation's capital, assaulted officers, and smeared their shit on the walls. Get off your high horse. Take a seat! #hypocrite #sycophant

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

submitted 8 days ago • 597 comments

My sister suggests I write more. But a story about having breast cancer during an authoritarian takeover of a democratic republic is not the story I want to read right now. So, maybe no nonfiction?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This morning: Kate Bolduan declares "Trump clearly is ready for this fight to continue." So, @cnn.com writers are in love with dictators now?!

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I think for comparison's sake, it's important to point out all the times in history that fascism was stopped because people asked politely. So here's a thread of those instances 🧵

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Mike Johnson itemizes wasteful spending, fails to mention all the billionaires' bloated feasting on the budget, goes on to suggest Governor Newsom be "tarred and feathered." So, the normalization of medieval torture is on the menu now, Mike?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Mike Johnson blames Biden for everything. "It's almost unbelievable. Incredible!" Yes, Mike, you're an unbelievable liar. It's pathetic.

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Rep Tom Emmer's wife thinks fascism is fun. She's laughing. Gloating.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The 2 billionaires want to dial back their public spat, but you can't just delete a tweet about Trump's spot on the Epstein list & expect the rest of us to forget it. #MoronMusk #ImpeachTrump

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.

submitted 10 days ago • 320 comments

The administration overreaction to a far from dramatic protest in LA kind of confirms how much they held back on January 6th because Trump was pro hang Mike Pence.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

CNN: National Guard has been deployed to LA. Let's ask the Senator from Oklahoma what he thinks about the Governor of California. Californians: So, @cnn.com is like fox now?!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Markwayne Mullin spewing lies about my Governor. Thanks, @cnn.com, for giving this sycophant a platform. 🙄🙄🙄

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Now that the world's dumbest billionaires are feuding, I'm going back into the bubble with my alter ego, Everything's Fine. Eyeing all the pink ribbon-themed tattoos for future Amber. She shall be so brave, a warrior branded by rays & ink. Such a play to be cast in, this dumb life.

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He forgot to slather his face with orange fondant, all the cracks & craters on display. Looks like he has that stage of syphilis just before the nose dies. The bald patch on the top of his head peaks through a bed of flimsy bleached straw. We can almost smell his rancid diaper through the TV screen.

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This morning's news: A long OpEd ad for McDonald's touted as newsworthy.

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