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A grouchy, sexy, half robot fellow Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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Community policing is when there’s free stickers

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This skeet will one day be the epigram for a multi-volume history of our dumbass times

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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

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I need all the help I can get. Our corgi Winnie is missing. My husband was camping with her this weekend and she has gone missing. She’s been gone for three hours. They’re at cougar Flats campground, which is in Yakima county Washington. Please help us find her!!

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

Show me a receipt for a preorder of Chuck's new book and I'll enter you in my Pride Month raffle!

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Sagittarius: You will speak aloud a profound truth with the power to unlock total understanding of the nature of reality, and you're gonna do it in Dumb Guy voice to make fun of someone for being stupid. That's how far you are from enlightenment. You looped back around.

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I really love Shakespeare

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Now we’re fukken talkin’

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I got injected with morphine once while I was in the ER and have always said that it kind of feels like getting walloped in the face with a fish

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God damn I want to go surfing now

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I can’t imagine giving a single god damn about stranger things ever again

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Ok cool. Have they otherwise changed their minds about mass deportation?

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Lookit these future garden eel vessels! I love them so much!

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Does it look bad? NO! But could anyone ever hope to surpass a film that has this face as the monster? Also NO!

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@eclecticclay.com

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Some final tiny vessel news! There’s more than these but those are the best pictures

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Urban cycling is a great hobby if you enjoy scrambling to find a different way to get where you’re going because some crucial piece of infrastructure is closed

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I just really wanna watch YouTube on my phone and hit my vape pen and people keep fucking coming in here!

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I think it’s working!

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: or A History of the 2020’s

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On this most auspicious occasion I have successfully placed a bottlecap onto my cat's head like a little crown. I hereby declare this a week of national celebration

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I’m about to drink an absolutely heroic amount of espresso

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She preload on my shaders til I oblivion remaster

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sorry i won’t stop talking about toilets it’s just that we’re all human beings

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