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Amy. Pronouns like a berry farm: u pick Handle is a joke but I truly am a professional archaeologist Too. Many. Hobbies. Profile pic is my great-grandmother and her older sister, header is a shitty tapestry I wove.
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The funniest bit of having to give Oliver drugs is that if I make it a little early he will wander around sniffing very loudly trying to figure out where I have put the damn Churu

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live your life such that social media isn't sad to learn it is not you getting absolutely clocked by a piece of pizza

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

What the absolute fuck

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

The print and publishing center should put up some new classes. For me specifically.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I have one thing in common with Trevor Bauer. I, too, am not on the active roster of a baseball team right now

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Any time I see the word "Zentangle" my brain adds "of pizza."

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Want

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The funniest part of the class I took today may have been the "palette knives" which I am fairly certain came from the hardware store.

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I had not internalized that Minute Maid got renamed and had a moment of wait are the Cubs playing in Japan or something????

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I survived my art class! I took a bunch of pictures of the print shop but nothing of the stuff I made! lmfao (It's fine it's still drying and I have to go pick it up in a couple days)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Wearing women's jeans for the first time in a while because I'm going to a class at the local printmaking center and I figured it was good to wear shit I don't care about or that had easy cleanup, and man I'd kinda forgotten how much women's pockets blow fuckin' goats

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Somehow about to attend my third pride-related event this month, if you count the fact that work gave us free rainbow cookies on the day I was physically in the office. This is mostly remarkable because I try to avoid events in general.

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I am starting to suspect that a different person in payroll handled the paystubs this pay period and that mine is sitting in the program check drawer with the rest of them.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Daily goose zen

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I thought my calendar was clearing but now I have a bunch of shit to do at work and I need to get the truck's tires rotated and I need to go to the library to look at Swiss records and I have to take Oliver back to the vet for a follow-up and and and

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Aargau you absolute motherfuckers

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Playing CK3 and marrying off one of my grandchildren, and since he was gay, I married him off to a gay guy and the game helpfully told me that "same sex relations cannot result in pregnancy" thank u ck3

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I want food, but not any of the food in my house. Send thoughts, prayers, and someone to wash these pots so I can make some mac & cheese from scratch.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This pitch probably gonna go over about as well as his other (in)famous pitch.

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Minor league baseball is so weird man I just got an email about Ron Cey doing a book signing here next Saturday lmfao

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wake up babe this year’s A’ja Wilson gay cake just dropped

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