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amylees.bsky.social
She / Her Corgi-wrangler. Level 11 Bard/Warlock with a habit of rolling 1s. Writer of fantasy stories. Reader of any stories. Baker. Terrible cook. 🇨🇦
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I spilled my coffee into my soup. Prior to that, all my today spills had been single liquid spills. So, that’s where I’m living. When is NaddPod going to have another spills episode? … I need to talk to them. @caldy.bsky.social #clumsy

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Things I tripped over today: My corgi my own foot my other corgi their full water bowl the side walk nothing the stairs I use every day a branch A sock in my hallway Stay tuned. The day isn’t over. #writing #clumsy #funny

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Crow update: there's two now! and they are making the cutest beeping sounds at each other. Love that for them.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

We saw the crow again, making its cute little chirpy sounds. This time, it visited our back yard and shouted at our dogs, who found this delightful. I hope the crow finds a sweet crow love.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Today, while we were walking the corgis, we heard a crow making a neat sound atop a streetlight-- trying to find their true crow love. I hope they find each other soon. Will update you.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My calendar strategy: Get date in email. Don’t delete email until date is on whiteboard calendar in kitchen. At some point later, put whiteboard dates into paper calendar. Even later, put dates into phone - but only maybe. Try to remember if I use gCal or iCal. This is fine. #writerlife

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Ways I've made my corgi angry: She hurt herself and is not allowed to hop up into her chair. This. Is. An. Outrage. We dared take her to the vet and the vet dared thwart her chair-sitting plans. The mood in the dwelling is tense.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I am currently trying to convince myself not to eat my cupcake before dinner. Future me would be so disappointed in past me and people-pleaser me will be disappointed in both mes. So that’s what’s going on over here. #writerlife

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Today, I wish for you the kind of peaceful rest / nap Wolf is having. Yes. The little snores are audible. #corgi

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Just in case any other Canadians are looking: I've swapped over to Marcelle cosmetics and want to share that I am impressed! 🇨🇦 Physicians Formula discontinued a foundation years ago and I've been looking for a replacement since. Who knew it was right here at home! #BuyCanadian

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Whelp. I guess we’re spending the day cancelling some subscriptions.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I have just learned that there is gluten in soya sauce. Now, it’s made out of two things I’m not supposed to eat. I have chosen to dissociate from the reality where I know this information. This explains some stuff… In other news, I’m also going to continue eating cheese. #dropout

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

The best conversation I’ve had today: Me: Hey, are you still in that meeting? Them: When they say we have 206 bones, they don’t count the teeth. Me: … ? Answers to your questions: We work in software. No. Not dentistry software. Yes. They were still in the meeting. #workhumor #writerlife

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

“He LOOKS like his wife’s name is Tammy” may be the funniest thing I’ve heard today. #superbowl

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

My personal favourite variety of Kicking Horse Coffee is the Half Ass, half caffeine means I can have two coffees in the day. 🥰 🇨🇦

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I don't pretend to know the science behind it, but it's beyond dispute that coffee and tea taste at least 63% better when you're drinking them from your most cherished mug.

submitted 144 days ago • 41 comments

Teachers keep following me and I have to ask. HOW can you tell? Am I giving grade 6 math/science teacher vibes? Is it the relentless puns? #teachersky

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Any similarity is purely coincidental, right, @questauthority.bsky.social?

submitted 147 days ago • 7 comments

My brain: TASKMASTER SEAL! #dimension20 #VIP #dropout #taskmaster

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

I once rolled five natural 1s in thirteen rolls. Makes sense that my first roll at #gauntletatthegarden was also a one. Can I use a luck point? #dimension20 #dnd #ttrpg #d20

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Authors of #booksky, explain your story badly: Uh oh, the bad guy won and now the heroes need to get. it. together. and, take their kingdom back.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Goodbye, NYC. We had a great time!

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

Ahhhh! Can’t wait!

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

It’s an amazing day when it’s Canadian cold in NYC and your friends offer to deliver Levain cookies to your hotel so you don’t have to walk. #dimension20 #gauntletatthegarden #levain #NYC #dnd

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments