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It's way weirder to sexualize public restrooms than just mind your business and take a piss.

Can finally see the bottom of the deep end. Fuck yeah. 😎

I am now the proud owner of a CPAP.

Scott just trimmed my undercut bc I wound up pushing my haircut out a few weeks and it tickled soooo much. πŸ˜…

Got a lot of sun today, but did not burn.

Having a delightful afternoon. β˜€οΈπŸƒ

The Internet today

If you are old enough you will remember this bumper sticker. During the Bush admin many were advocating for attacking Iran. One silver lining of the disastrous Iraq invasion is that it halted those ideas. Now, 20 years later, in an admin full of critics of the Bush admin, they are pursuing its goals

I'm sure I've protested this one before.

Jesus Christ they swallowed the whole shaft and the balls

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Love a night out with lovely friends. Does the heart good.

"Hey Ma, can you turn the heat down outside? K thx"

Omg I forgot we have tart cherries πŸ˜πŸ’

Hey hey hey hey!

Yes, Bia! KC BABY!!

FUCK YEAH, LORENA!

Angel City clearly sent in their ref money.

I'm wondering now why I've never made tostadas before. Delicious and easy!

Now that is what I'm talking about.

Success. Finally.

Trying to get up the energy to go tidy up the porch and pool deck and my body is just like

"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"

The pool is finally pooling and I may have to jump in here in a minute.

I can’t imagine being active duty military and being asked to go to war by someone too lazy to attend their daily intel briefing.

Back in our old neighborhood and the corner bar is still fantastic. Had greek nachos and they were delicious af.

If you are too young to remember the Iraq War, you'll hear "no one protested" and "no one knew they were lying." Millions of people knew they were lying and protested. The press not only did not want a record of mass dissent; they did not want a record of mass knowledge of lies.

He's arrived 😍