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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

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The northern hemisphere is politically falling apart. All the chickens have the flu. Store brand Lex Luther (Bezos) is taking Katy Perry to space. What the actual fuck is going on?

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A Happy Accident as I was shifting my composition during today's Chicago sunrise.

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Cowboy Carter winning a much deserved best country album and deepseek putting b2a in Silicone Valley has given me a nice weekend glow. I'm energized for Monday...kinda.

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PROP - PR Over Policy. Don't confuse them. He is flooding the zone. He knows that media will cover everything he does. Getting people upset. Which helps give him more coverage of the upset people. All just talking about him. Dems need to be strategic.

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DeepSeek hype has taken over Silicon Valley. A thread of memes and tweets I’ve seen in group chats

submitted 153 days ago • 15 comments

Who made this 🤣

submitted 158 days ago • 701 comments

Ever since someone skeeted about not using your pinky finger as a crutch for your phone I’ve been so self conscious about how I hold my phone. I need one of those but plugs for my phone

submitted 158 days ago • 10 comments

United Healthcare takes in over a billion claims a year and denies about 32% of them. If they lower their denial rate by even 1%, that is > 10 million claims that get paid out. That means > 10 million services (some life saving) provided. All for the price of one CEO. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Makes you wonder.

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Since Sudan's civil war erupted last year, dozens of cargo planes from the UAE have landed at an airstrip in Chad that UN experts and diplomats suspect is being used to funnel arms across the border into the conflict, flight data and satellite images show reut.rs/4iwE8IW

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This season finale of America is so insane.

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No skips. Not one. youtu.be/J_7EaQd5AHo?...

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2024 has been going on for 12 years at this point. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

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The problem working at PWIs is that people are going to remember you, and you won't remember them. I've had full-blown conversations with total strangers who know me. Like, how did we meet again? I can't tell all these beige mfrs apart.

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The season of Christians pretending they can't say Merry Christmas is finally here! 🎅🤶🎄

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hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

submitted 203 days ago • 189 comments

We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg

submitted 204 days ago • 363 comments

Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website

submitted 204 days ago • 469 comments

Just checking out what's going on. #AddToBlacksky

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Damn, he's really committed to going out sad. Defamation? Over beef? That is wild. www.vulture.com/article/drak...

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