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Go ahead, complain to the mayor! See where that gets you.
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"Always knew you two had something going."

"That's what I thought, bucktooth. Now shoo."

Ankha snapped her fingers, two hulking, grim looking masses of meat suddenly blocking out the sun. "Are you certain?"

"No. YOU will get out of MY way. Or else I will have you suffer 5 lashes to your back."

"What in the underworld even is a Panini?" Ah, to be thousands of years old.

There is no such thing as an deal between the Pharao and the Mayor. He just let's her do as she pleases because he knows his place as her lesser. There are no such things. No favour's so he would let her get away with stuff. Nothing to see here.

//Kinda wanna give Ankha powers

THE chicken boy @unicouniuni3.bsky.social 🍗 #artph #cuteart #catart

Thank you so much for this!! It’s SO cute!!🥹💖

“Free me…🥺”

“𝔸𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟? 𝕌𝕘𝕙, 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖. 𝕐𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕀 𝕒𝕞…𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥’𝕤 𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕪” ᴍʀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ, ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱᴏʀ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋ

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐸𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝑀𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝒮𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓇 𝑀𝑜𝓂𝓂𝒶 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬 𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓷 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎P̷o̷r̷n̷ ̷A̷c̷t̷r̷e̷s̷s̷ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

"I feel like being generous today..."

//My headcanon for why Ankha is so stuck up Is because she not only got spoiled rotten as kid, but also lost her parents early, thus never being taught social norms. The pampering got to her head, her taking it for granted.

"That's why you peasants leave the thinking to ME and just DO what I, the THINKER, tell YOU, the DOERS!"

No matter what she does, her tits bounce with every move she makes.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐘…~ ⠀ ⠀

"You are right, violence IS beneath me...that's why my enforcers carry out such sentences."

"One good thing is that with the mayor managing things now, peasants don't come complaining to me anymore when their families are starving."

"Show that Squirrel peasant how wrong she is in her ways. Show her who you are devoutly worshipping. Praise me. Humble her. My supreme divinity shall not be put into question~"

"Maybe if I'll have your face lashed 50 times, even you will realize that no one loves you for your face, not to speak of your abhorrent personality. So much misplaced confidence."

"Said the commoner to the divine Pharao. You may have men that favour you, but alas, not every man can have good taste, now can they~"

"Nice argument. But you have an unibrow, so your opinion doesn't matter!"

"You fat slob judge me? You'll be dead by 40, so go away and take care of your ACTUAL problems. Like, yikes."

He’s not planning anything… I think

"You ungrateful peasants want to be paid? Basking in my excellence should be payment enough!"

"Excuse you?!"

//State your fucking business when you enter my DMs. I'm here to RP, not smalltalk. Fucks sake.

April 4th is Shred's Birthday and his wish was to take a photo with the one girl that hates him the most, Hula Girl. Why she hates him is something between the two of them, the other big question is how Shred persuaded Hula Girl to take this pic with him?

"All you filthy peasants probably fantasize about me sitting on your face. Well I'd never!"

“ ‘ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟’ ’ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕…𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕀 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘! 𝕆𝕙! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠~” 𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕, 𝙵𝚊𝚝-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎

"Do these panties make my butt look big?" Asking before even putting on the bikini.

'' Odin cannot save you now — The Bringer of Ragnarok shall breed you endlessly .'' ══ ༺🐺༻ ══ ~ Medieval time setting. ⚠︎︎ 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 ⚠︎︎ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕪 𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℝ𝕩𝕡𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 🐺 ᴀɴᴅ 🔄 ~ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴғᴏ ⬇️

“ 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎, 𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝒷𝒾𝑔…~ ” ♡ & ↻ ‍