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According to my confirmation bias the sports ball draft that I watch and continue to support is 100% rigged.

* watching porn * I wonder if her lease allows her pay the rent that way

I have a friend who’s a janitor. But his house is always so dirty. So I told him he should work from home. #dadjoke

Happy 75th Birthday, Stevie Wonder. 🎉 To celebrate, here is a list of the soul visionary's best 50 songs

I love the cyberpunk genre because it attacks the idea that the quality of life humans enjoy is solely a function of technological advancement rather than our shared values and how technology is deployed to support those values.

are you ever like, what if my phone alarm clock just randomly doesn't work tomorrow for no reason.

When a morning manages to give cold and warm vibes all at once. Hope you’re all having a great day. #photography #nature #sunrise #fog #lakes

This Day in Labor History: May 13, 1888. Brazil abolished slavery. The last nation in the Western Hemisphere to do so, it brought to an end the fundamental labor force of American colonization. Let's talk about this important moment in human history!

#Anonymous #FreePalestine #OpIsrael #HackthePlanet #ChildrenofGaza #OpentheBorder #Truml #Netanyahu #GoFundMe Yes you @gofundme.com #GlobalOps

I’m very interested in your job don’t tell me more

Notorious Chiefs superfan Xaviar Babudar, known as “ChiefsAholic," was sentenced to 32 years in prison by an Oklahoma judge, two months after he pleaded guilty to armed robbery Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/635...

5 years. Best dad, most generous person, and incredibly funny. Miss him every day💙💙💙.

KNICKS 3-1

Boss: I need you to do something special today Me: my quest log is full

Great response by the @ny-knicks.bsky.social in G4 tonight! I think the series is over, especially if Tatum has an injury that'll cause him to miss G5 #NBASky

Cowboys-Eagles in Philly to open the 2025 NFL season? Can it get any better? 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...

JUST IN: The Dallas Mavericks have won the NBA draft lottery, giving them the No. 1 overall pick in the 2025 NBA draft.

The #NBADraftLoterry is rigged like a mofo 😂 The league did the same thing for Cleveland after LeBron left #NBASky

Would it be too much to ask for my @charlottehornetsbb.bsky.social to FINALLY win the #NBADraftLottery this year? 🤞🏻

Taking sermon notes on my Psion this evening. Refreshingly retro.

Depression is a cold-hearted bitch

Breaking: Saints QB Derek Carr announced his retirement after dealing with a shoulder injury that would knock him out for the 2025 season.

Seattle Seahawks QB Jalen Milroe says #Eagles Jalen Hurts is the #1 NFL Player he wants to do a jersey swap with in the league 🏈

Tell me there’s a prettier planet. I won’t believe you.

The Snowy Owl- With glowing yellow eyes and a blanket of snow-white feathers, the Snowy Owl is pure winter magic. Photo📸: abucciphoto #snowyowl #nature #Bird

The new Pope heard you was talkin' heresy

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

A Great Grey Owl in a stunning flight. 📸francoispotvin.photography #Nature #owl #Bird

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander was a +51 tonight. Highest plus minus in NBA playoff history.

Why did they call it bacon fat and not oinkment omg I'm so sorry

Just about says it all!

Per the NBA: This is the first time in NBA history that all four road teams have won Game 1 of the Division/Conference Semifinals.