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Sometimes, when you’re Andrew,
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Our apartment is sooo cuteeee I’m setting up the bookshelves now

I spent 4 hours on this. It’s my stuffed bunny

Saw someone at work the other day with the name Banjo

I need a beach episode. Fuck my stupid baka life

I post mainly on tumblr so you guys don’t see the worst of my posts but I love making Bad Posts

No one has wanted to go home more than me today

I’m QCing at work again (but not training because I do not have the patience for new people) and it feels good to teach people that want to learn

Hiding my vape in my binder and sneaking it on the floor at work

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

It kind of sucks when life feels like I’m on drugs and I’m so happy and fulfilled when I wake up and come home and then one day for absolutely no reason I come off those drugs and I’m back to my bipolar depression where everything sucks and I feel like this is reality forever now

Football sucks if I wanted to watch a bunch of burly guys rub up against each other I’d watch gay porn. Baseball is a sacred art and further, americas favorite pastime.

Rob also took tomorrow off so we have a three day weekend together for Valentine’s Day and I’m just so excited. Big things to look forward to today

ITS ALMOST SPRING TRAINING FOR THE DODGERS AND LUCKY ME THEY PLAY AN HOUR OR TWO AWAY FROM ME IM GOING TO SOB

They put Chris brown on the black history month board at work and this older guy was PISSED

apparently you can just walk into government buildings and no one will stop you. where do they keep the hurricane machine

Rob was chasing me as a joke back at our old place and I ate shit lmao. He felt so bad

Pissed because I have all these nice dresses from when I was a hot rich girl and I can’t just switch bodies to wear them. Maybe sometimes I wanna be that bitch again

After years I finally had a full battery of patience juice to get a virtual machine running to play my favorite dos game…. OXYD!!! My first floppy game as a kid and I found the manual to play past the tutorial online!!

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

I love posting about my boring life

Read that creatine was good for ur brain. I said oh, ok, I need that then, my brain is bad. Top food with creatine is herring. My new breakfast since finding out about my pancreas has been rice and smoked herring. Another epic win for me

Remembering in the first apartment where I bought a bunch of playboy mags, cut out the booze, cig, car, and sex ads, and hung them all up on my wall like the absolute baller I was

As we're deep into winter, far from grilling season, I'm reminded of my favorite piece of art ever. I like to call it, "I Just Wanna Grill, Bub"

Bf got us subway last night and the guy rang up two footlongs as $12 ….. I think that’s called an epic win

I’ve been listening to new order and Eminem basically non stop. The right side of my brain is new order and the left side is Eminem