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andrewhsowards.bsky.social
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KTR has locked up the endorsement of noted Arizona anti-vaxxer Rob Schneider, who is best known for getting bit parts in Adam Sandler movies, playing a gigolo in awful movies and making copies. This is MAGA street cred, I guess.

"I KNOW THEY'RE GONE BECAUSE I PERSONALLY CROSSED OUT THE SITES WITH MY BIG MAGIC MARKER ON THE BIG MAP THE DRUNK GUY GAVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE....WHAT WAS THAT? IS THAT A BUG? GET THAT OFF ME."

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all. Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.

As much as I hate looking at it, it's the only picture I ever want to see of him again. On the news, in the papers, everywhere he's talked about. I want his book jackets updated. What a fucking dork.

Another former client gone before they got him. Hope he has some peace now.

He's so mad they're fucking up his non-existent Nobel Peace prize chances. Dork.

Dude. I say fuck a lot. Like, a lot. But I'm just an idiot on the internet so it's cool. What a fucking asshole.

Imma do something I have NEVER EVER done. Starting Friday at Royal Albert Hall and thru our entire Guns N Roses tour in Europe,,, every night I’m gonna auction off or sell the clock that I wore on stage and the proceeds are gonna go to single parents and teachers who need school supplies. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

If Dems ever get power back and don't stack that thing to 13 seats because of norms or some stupid shit, my head will literally explode into a fine mist of bone and brain matter.

34,000 already employed by NYPD. Before overtime, $11 billion in taxpayer funds. Largest police force in world. Cuomo calling for 5000 more. Base starting salary alone: $300 million more. Could instead fund violence interruption & summer youth employment in every NYC neighborhood for 5 years.

Just stalked that other social media site that I officially quit but peek on every now and then and saw someone I know from here hanging out with someone I know in real life on there and that was kinda weird.

He really thinks that's it? Like he's done? Saved the world? Dude must get great dope.

I feel bad enjoying 93° when I know it's pissing off a lot of people right now in other places where 93° sucks.

“family members identified the victim as Narciso Barranco, a father to three sons who are all U.S. Marines” ktla.com/news/local-n...

They're gonna reboot 24 if this goes longer than 6 weeks.

Fuck ICE! And don’t forget if you see ‘em in your area, you can report ICE activity to the Migra Watch Hotline at 480-506-7437.

Sure, it's not exactly how we got here or anything.

It's this hot. And it's actually cool today. But still fuckin hot.

The mayor of Huntington Park had formally directed the police department to enforce laws against ICE concerning unmarked vehicles, visible license plates and required agency identification.

Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think

We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.

I gotta get one. I've been inundated with some tiny species of housefly that is both impossible to see at my age and a quick little fucker who can escape my expert swatting skills.

I cannot wait to watch this craven sycophants trial.

"We're not *at* war, we're trying to *start* one. Big difference." JDipshit Vance.

Nah.

All I want to hear out of Democrats is that we had a deal and no bomb. Then Trump tore it up and he is now putting American lives in danger. That’s it.

This really isn’t a hard message. Obama neutralized the Iran nuclear program through the hard work of diplomacy, but Trump tore up the deal in his first term out of spite and chose war instead.

Peace through strength is a deterrent thing, not a run around punching everyone in the face and telling them not to fuck with you thing. Dumbass.

Well then, their job is done. I guess. Except for the fundraising emails.

I'm still pissed at Bill for AEDPA, so the Cuomo shit is just fuel on the fire.

really great how swiftly Trump & co have made the U.S. a shithole country that can't even suspend the routine for five minutes for international visitors, like plenty of repressive regimes are able to pull off all the time

We're not laughing at you JD, we're laughing about you.

Probably wouldn't even need to try that hard to tie most of the current world conflicts to some fucking dumb western intervention in the last 150 years. We never learn shit.

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

Every bounty hunter I've ever met is a fucking idiot and this will go poorly if it is true.

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower, Former President of the United States

Trump posts on social media and speaks to the nation, sounding like someone’s deranged uncle who drank too much eggnog at Christmas, and then the media proceeds to treat him as a serious person who actually has strategies and coherent plans….

He can explain during his impeachment defense. And later, his trial.