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I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects. You're all ghosts to me.
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Today’s been a whole mood. This mood.

Looks like Lex Luthor is marrying Catwoman.

When you order a Soft Cell album from Temu

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

Basically… I’m the next showrunner in the Disnae+ Error #DoctorWho

Your good news for today! This is SO COOL. www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

Roy Slater.

Maybe if they just showed each other their dicks, then that would be the end of it. No one else would need to die.

Things are heavy at the moment Are you taking breaks from the news and doom scrolling? My conversation with Ariana from science-backed music therapy app SPOKE may give you some ideas of how to help your brain podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...

BBC threatens legal action against AI startup over content scraping

A very polite man, who looked much like Benny Hill, just knocked at my door asking if i'd like to give my local milkman 'a go'. FiLTH.

amazing apology from the Torygraph about their made up story 🫠 I thought it was an amusing tale so that’s a shame

Presumably, the orange rapist thinks that anyone else though is absolutely A. O. K 👍🏻

Yeah but we can’t tax them or they’ll move Meanwhile, food bank use rockets www.bbc.com/news/article...

Always bombarded by ads with sexualised names

If you mean 'bukkake', then just say 'bukkake'.

The Tunnocks Tiger, by David and Robert Mach. Every stripe made out of Tunnocks tea cake wrappers. Now and then I'm reminded this thing exists, and I have to just sit and stare at it for a while.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I mean I don’t take much notice of the charts these days. I’m much too old to worry about people not listening to my favourite musicians, but this is brilliant to see. 🤩

Are you worried about equality and diversity in media and journalism? With mainstream press facing an uncertain future, perhaps it’s time for us to shape it. Come and hear our brilliant panel's thoughts on turning the pyramid on its head and giving us all a voice www.tickettailor.com/events/bylin...

Just recorded another little bit for the BBC. No, it's not a post-regeneration scene. Shush.

Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

Incredible scenes in today’s #Neighbours after the fall-out of yesterday’s cliffhanger. 🥺

BLOG POST! I've written eight paragraphs about the recent Doctor Who original ending shenanigans. As ever feel free to let me know if there are any typos: feelinglistless.blogspot.com/2025/06/the-...

Quite the cliffhanger on today’s #Neighbours. Unmissable drama!

Hey kids, homework is “low stakes”, so just don’t bother doing it anymore.

I’m team #Rhaaron fyi. The other guy is a doofus. #Neighbours

Lolz www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Social media time limits for children considered by government - BBC News

Congratulations to Cathy Dennis for being elected onto the PRS Members' Council. www.prsformusic.com/m-magazine/n...

top entertainment 🍿

Certainly made it grate again.

Liz Truss is heading to the White House with a chicken, lager and a fishing rod.

Me: Switched record on. Cat: (Within 10s), does a massive shit in the litter tray in another room, stinks the house out, and spends the next 10mins flicking cat litter everywhere, sounding like he's laying a gravel driveway. Me: Smiling on mic, whilst on mute, listening to other person. FFS

This is wonderful.

Ten days until Unstable Orbits is released. The first ARC review appeared on Goodreads today - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - see www.goodreads.com/book/show/22... 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🟥🟧🟨🟩 ⏰ 📚👀🌈📚💙📚 anthonycamber.com/unstable-orb...

Love the bat-shittedness of the #LinkedIn 'Hey you're the top candidate for this role' notifications. <looks at role> Wtf, I have no idea what any of those words mean.