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Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator andrewpaulwrites.com echo-chamber.ghost.io [email protected]
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Everything’s computer.

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Major fail, as this is objectively false. AP is parroting legacy media. Working on it.

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Army medics are ordered to immediately kill all their patients or risk a court martial and dishonorable discharge

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this might be the most 'Real World Onion Headline' to come out of this entire godforsaken administration

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anyone else remember that time Trump somehow swore he'd be a huge trans ally?

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Trump treating WWIII like it's the finale to Severance PRESS: Is everyone gonna die... ? TRUMP: no spoilers!!

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contrary to the upper level Democrat leadership wet noodles, it's really not hard to meet the moment. case in point:

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ABCAT Always Be Celebrating Alan Turing www.popsci.com/science/alan...

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good LORD

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oh my god

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gonna just go all-in on believing that ranking Democrats are all covert Russian agents

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did Schumer really just pull a fucking 'Ah! Well. Nevertheless,'

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we're roughly 1 ruling away from SCOTUS saying trans people aren't excluded from receiving medical care since it's probably available 'somewhere in the multiverse.'

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yer boy @tscottray.bsky.social just profiled James McMurty so you know it's a must read www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

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it’s the old refrain: 14 y.o me: some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses! 20 y.o me: pretty high and mighty for a band signed to Sony 35 y.o me: SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES

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if i were teaching a high school American History course i would just have students annotate and explain Zach De La Rocha's discography for an entire semester

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it is truly wild that there was a multiplatinum stadium rock band that just routinely tossed out lyrics like these

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choosing to believe Jerome Powell gets his economic indicators from Sabrina Carpenter

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i will pay good money for the first video of a Ycombinator dipshit trying to talk down to a master sergeant

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this looks like an absolute shlock of a melodrama yes i'll see it www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQXd...

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i assume there's no way he can really interact with this post but @jamellebouie.net is literally the only reason i visit NYT at this point

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one of those "really not sure why this isn't being shouted from the rooftops by the opposition" things

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America is where irony goes to die

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remember when this guy told everybody the Bing chatbot was trying to fuck him and destroy his marriage?

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America is where irony goes to die

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We’re just a hostage situation in a trenchcoat pretending to be a country

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remember when this guy told everybody the Bing chatbot was trying to fuck him and destroy his marriage?

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well we all know the saying "if it doesn't walk like a duck but talks like a duck, then you're the problem. also we should bomb Tehran."

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*Trump orders illegal airstrike on Tehran* Pundits: okay but we're not dead yet, so it is clear the left overreacted yet again

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imagine being such a terrible failure of a human that literally over 2,000 people pass by the car your company built and they all say 'man, fuck that guy!'

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one of life's little dystopian pleasures is when Spotify misclassifies a musical group due to the same/similar names. this is currently available on the page for the religio-stoner drone metal group, OM open.spotify.com/album/25wDUA...

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maybe the funniest thing to happen at my town's No Kings protest over the weekend was ~2000 people passing a parked Cybertruck that had an 'I bought it before Elon went crazy' bumper stickers my guy,,,,, that ship sailed *long* ago

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rebellions are built on hope, okay Michael?

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is this a thing?

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ME: "What have you sacrificed?" BLUESKY TANKIE: i've made my mind a sunless space...

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Kenner PD is notoriously racist and awful volunteering for ICE watch during Trump I involved multiple red alerts out there

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#nolasky

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it’s as easy a place for people to “break” from Trump as any insane action he’s taken the problem is, y’know… the innocent lives at stake

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