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Events just get in the way of non-events

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Black college baseball will soon return to the CIAA. hbcusports.com/2025/06/20/h...

Them: How'd you get here Me: Jetpack Them: LOL no really Me: The bus Them: LOL no really

I just pulled the data for Canadian provinces of the most common injuries by province, here they are:

It's true that not many current college athletes come from "travel ban" countries, at least not yet. But these enforcement mechanisms can have a chilling effect on students (athlete or not) from other countries. That's very bad for the biz of higher education. www.nytimes.com/athletic/643...

Korean announcers always go ham

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well Ivy had autocorrect my whole life and duck this shin and through Al into the dessert

"You sound real corny being scared of the subway."

Tech companies saw autocorrect mess up our texts for two decades and thought, "yes, let's make the whole Internet out of this"

Siakam: geez guys fine I'll have another career game

It was a decent first six sentences

The only time my Rhode Island accent pops out is if I'm complaining about how much something costs "Twunny five DAHH-luhs?"

LeBron James thinking about blocking Iguodala

If they really wanna start over, go to 8 teams, which is all you need to include everyone with a claim to top 2, which was the whole point of the playoff

I forgot about George Steinbrenner asking me where to buy a hot dog at a USF basketball game

I didn't know they made a live action movie out of Crabitalism

Advertising is garbage, but also, garbage is advertising. Saw a Twix wrapper on the ground on Sunday, bought a Twix today

If FIFA had just brought back the Confederations Cup like before the 1998-2018 World Cups, the teams would be: Canada Mexico USA Spain Argentina Ivory Coast Qatar New Zealand

New York Times endorses candidate they told to resign What a sentence

What's this? The Red Sox traded a popular homegrown player because ownership and the front office couldn't figure their shit out? Let me continue not watching them, as has been the case since Feb 2020

It's a shame that this crossword puzzle and games company has a news arm

I wanted (honestly needed) to see this, and I can’t be the only one. 💙

Me: is that rust or graffiti on that garbage truck Me, 20 steps closer: oh it's both

Pope scurries to erase "We need to trade Konerko" 2005 post from Pale Hose Talk

The Pope was definitely in some White Sox message board forum in the 00s

great reminder to all of those Democrats and liberals saying that we need to abandon red states because they are gerrymandered into right wing autocracies where the vote isn’t in their favor instead of accepting that we are gonna have to fight for every American no matter where they are.

No king except Bernard King

No kings except the King of All Cosmos

Cyndi Lauper left her bag on the conveyor belt at LaGuardia, I said "hey you forgot this" and she said "thanks hun" so, forever, Cyndi Lauper called me "hun"

I just watched the Adrian Chiles episode of Taskmaster and it's everything I hoped it would be

Events just get in the way of non-events

Earth's axis tilts 3 degrees as 16 million World War 2 veterans roll in their graves

greatest to ever do it

tldr people like Bluesky but aren't addicted to it. That seems like a good thing overall

Having NY/LA focused news media means most media view college football as "weird", even though it's the second most popular sport in the US. It makes it so that the fans drive most of the conversation

The Running Man or Total Recall

My great-aunt was a Fulbright scholar who started a program at Brown to teach teachers in RI how to teach Portuguese and Cape Verdean kids