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I'm so tired.

The Chicago Cubs, IMO

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

pulling a critique of the bell curve from a university library but not the bell curve is as concise a way i can think of to describe the goal of the speech discourse in the past 15 years

No surprise that Chicago Pope was able to make it through all the arguments and petty feuds of Conclave voting. He's got a lot of experience with Italian beef.

People assuming that the government doesn't work is the result of ~50 years of nonstop conservative slander and propaganda with minimal pushback. Big Tech guys coming in and expecting to find massive fraud with no real value seems like a case of projection

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

HALIBURTON

has been used to what

I'm not religious but I genuinely find this stuff blasphemous. the dead must be allowed to rest we are using AI to pervert culture at an unimaginable pace, no reverence, all thoughtless sacrilege. this is corporate degeneracy. this is cultural and spiritual rot

Thinking of quitting it all and becoming a jazz fusion bassist

Every review of youth gender medicine is just, "there's evidence that this helps and no evidence that this causes harm, but here's why that doesn't count."

That would be Secretary of Education Linda McMahon who's being sued for aiding and abetting systemic child molestation, just to be clear

they know there's going to be an apocalypse for trucking jobs due to tariffs so they're trying to stem the political damage by making it so the layoffs disproportionately affect non-english speaking truckers

i feel like now would be a good time for a lot of people to read up on the nazi origins of autism in a modern medicalised context, hans asperger, and how eugenics works in a real world context (src: tidsskriftet.no/en/2019/05/e...)

"Friedman never forgets to name the company or the brand name; if he had written The Metamorphosis, Gregor Samsa would have awoken from uneasy dreams in a Sealy Posturepedic."

This might be low

there really is no alternative to tearing up CBP and ICE root and branch

always a good sign when the guy with the nuclear codes is being manipulated elder-abuse-style by his scheming henchmen

This game is stupid. Or it rules. I haven't decided yet

CATCH THE BASEBALL CUBS

I'm here for 8 WAR Pete Crow-Armstrong

Is Spencer Torkelson good now? It'd be really cool if he is

A direct strike on her home.

DAVID BROOKS SAYS GENERAL STRIKE NOW AND BILL KRISTOL SAYS ABOLISH ICE

it’s what Jackie would’ve wanted

It's actually wild. There's literally no mention of why Jackie Robinson is important in the MLB press release. At all. Just that he "played his first Major League game on April 15, 1947."

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

i support any action that leads to the people in this video being put in front of an international criminal tribunal

Just saw the Justin Steele news

Wee Joker + Hanging Chad + Hack isn't the best combo in Balatro but it might be the funniest

MLB needs to fix its blackout policy. There's no good reason I should be allowed to watch the White Sox.

The Trump administration is now canceling people's Social Security Numbers, treating them as if they are legally dead. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/u...

“IDEAS”

But, Black Dynamite, I import goods from China!

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

Here’s the best way to understand what’s happening. Trump genuinely wants to impose a 19th century mercantilist model that would crash the economy and destroy the global trading order but the idea is just so colossally stupid and destructive, he can’t actually do it. So we get this.

“McDonalds workers in Denmark make more than Honda workers in Alabama” is such a key point. It’s the institutions, stupid.

a lesson for every college, law firm, business, etc. — if these chodes demand you do something, your first response should be some form of "make me"

EXTEND KYLE TUCKER

Impressed with whoever is carrying that AutoZone sign

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

Is it good or bad when it's 2025 and your closer can't generate swings and misses?

I know it's pointless to complain about at this point but Wrigley Field has way too many ads now. In hindsight we should have gotten much more mad at the Ricketts for putting up the video boards