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The technical term is Michaels B Jordan

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‘Muppet Sinners’ make it happen

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Ms Rachel is too nice. Blippi would sue over this framing

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The first Pope for whom there’s a reasonable chance he has gone to a Second City show

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After my daughter farted I asked “what do we say?” And she responded “excuse me” and without skipping a beat I said “darn tootin’ “ then ascended to the heavens and merged into the singularity of dad jokes

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Not to sound all “LA” but now seems like a good time to buy Coke

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Pope Francis will return in Avengers: Doomsday

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How’d my Passover go? My toddler misheard “dayenu” and spend the night singing “Die-Die Andrew!”

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Dear TV writers, The Writers' Guild of America West released their employment analysis of the 2023-2024 year and it's... pretty damn bleak. Almost half of available staffing positions disappeared in a year. This sucks. But also? This means it's not JUST you.

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OMG 2 bathrooms!

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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery

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Doctor's appointments are like, "Wanna bet $50 I'll remember to show up here on a random Tuesday in six months?"

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RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman

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“Kix” sounds so much better than its original name, “Toddler Kibble”

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I hope I'm still alive when it's a 100% confirmed fact, and the whole world knows he was a Russian agent the whole time. The whole time... the whole time?! The WHOLE TIME! Yes, I used it cuz it's mine and it applies.

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This is straight up evil.

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A kidney transplant specialist and professor at Brown University’s medical school has been deported from the U.S., even though she had a valid visa and a court order temporarily blocking her expulsion, according to her lawyer and court papers.

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Heads up, new boycott just dropped

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