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andyzoidberg.bsky.social
Animal lover, Cat-Parent, addicted to Podcasts. Nervous driver and Potato enthusiast.
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Credit where it's due, I've been chuckling about 'Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog' all week @delaneyman.bsky.social @tftimemachine.bsky.social

@colinmurray1.bsky.social Hi bud, is there any chance of more Everthing To Play For?

Hi Pals! I can say quite confidently that nobody cares about Damage to Andys. somebody needs to be rescuing that poor, poor chimp though 😂 @tftimemachine.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social @delaneyman.bsky.social

Over on Good Morning Britain, Ranvir has had to break out the Emergency Dark Jacket

Liz Trump

@alanalda.bsky.social you're a huge advocate of communicating science, i really feel you and No Such Thing As A Fish and The Infinite Monkey cage should have a chat :)

@tftimemachine.bsky.social Just Rest is spreading

i'm not sue how much confidence Canada should have in Mark Carney, he's named after two old-school pro-wrestling terms

There's an alternate universe where Liz Truss, who crashed the economy, is still in charge.

RIP Very Hard talk, we hardly knew ye. I understand the reasoning though, thanks @ianboldsworth.bsky.social and Jon the dirty crim.

Shit my life, Trump is a cunt. Vance is a fartknocker.

@profanityswan.bsky.social i just watched Threads thinking i need to be in the right headspace for it. I should've listened to your sage counsel because now i need to decompress. It shouldn't be that powerful for 41 years old.

Still trying to work out my Destrucity :(

When i was about 9 i worked out how Bob Carolgees worked Spit the Dog and dad was super disappointed with how proud i was about it.

I chuckled so much at the Loopholes special today @ianboldsworth.bsky.social @allmyownteeth.bsky.social but yeah, hang them

What is the worst thing, ITVX or Microsoft Edge?

If he could see what Tesla has become, Nikola would be spinning in his grave. Ironically, that could be harnessed as an energy source.

To Auschwitz, 80 years on from its liberation. Here’s the podcast on the history of Auschwitz from makeshift prisoner of war camp to a gigantic complex of slave labour and genocidal murder. 🎧: podfollow.com/dan-snows-hi...

i got some own-brand bread today, it's shitbread

I've forgotten the Sun

If this cold is still here tomorrow, I'm getting some Calpol and fruit Polo's and cooking up some Sizzurp-Lite

I've got Full Lurgy and my head is full of Mucus. Luckily i can spend today in bed watching snooker and football.

Mark Zuckerberg loves Nickleback, he thinks The 'Back rule #NoFactChecking

Since there's no more fact-checking, Musk likes to fist Zuckerberg with the whole Rees-Mogg, then go a-felching

In Blur v Oasis, i was Pulp. In Chitty Chitty Bang Bang v Mary Poppins, i was Bedknobs & Broomsticks.

I've never used a Record Player and i suspect i've already used a fax machine for the final time

When i was a kid, i was convinced that i could absolutely leather Dogtanian.