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Hi. My name is Crit. I love baseball and emotional rock. www.anecdoche.com
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There are 5 MLB teams who list ten or less players on their walk-up songs page. Four of them are very bad. Maybe if they updated their pages they'd win some more games. www.mlb.com/rockies/ball... Rank: 5. Phillies 25. Marlins 28. Pirates 29. White Sox 30 (last). Rockies

Jonathan Joss was the victim of a violent, homophobic hate crime. This is why we have Pride Month and why we’ll only get louder and prouder. RIP Jonathan Joss

Look at us we're so tough we have masks and like 200 guns and walked away because some people yelled at us boo hoo (more of this please, you are more powerful than you know)

Royals: 31-29, 4th place in their division, 8 games back, 1 game back of a wild card spot. Red Sox: 29-32, 4th place in their division, 8.5 games back, 3.5 out of a wild card spot. Royals: let’s call up our top prospect, who has been mashing at AAA! Red Sox: zzzzzzz

May music month

Happy pride month, this rules.

Final boss fight energy

I can't tell if people are getting dumber or if dumb people are getting more confident

Red Sox get walked off again and swept by the Brewers. This team is miserable.

Well that's a new one.

Cartel’s Chroma is an unimpeachable classic, glad they’re doing a 20 year tour www.chroma20.com

Today, I was denied access to seeing my constituent, Mr. Kilmar Abrego Garcia. If there is nothing to hide, cut the crap. Let his lawyer and I check on him.

The Rehearsal season two finale:

Jimmy Eat World was singing about Bluesky in 1999

Bluesky: do something! maybe you’ll even earn our vote! Staffers: ahhhh! 😱 Twitter: we are Nazis, we want you to die, we will never ever vote for you! Staffers: omg hi! 😎

I am talking to my friends. I absolutely do not need or want to imagine in AI whatever that even means. Shut the fuck up. No one wants this shit.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

this is so despicable, if we thought the loneliness epidemic was already bad, now we have the richest most powerful companies encouraging loneliness. these tech CEOs want us to only have ai friends

Yo JFC Tim lmaoooo

Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you? Me: He seemed mad

This ball hit my hand. I didn’t catch it. 😭

Do I hear Marcelo Mayer’s music in the distance?

Hope they saved some for later. I’m going tonight and they’re 0-3 so far this year with me in the building. 🙃

ok so an important thing i really think people on bluesky need to hear about the anti-trans megabill the tl;dr is that you could actually turn the tide of trans rights in america right now but if you don’t act now, then we’re all cooked indefinitely please read on 🧵

Friday grid day

Sports have peaked. This whole event was incredible.

My wife does the “two trees” bit every time we drive past one. It never gets old.