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Why does today feel like Saturday?

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V just got a Godzilla in the mail? I have no idea where it’s from. Thank you!

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Nobody: Nobody: Nobody: My son: TIME TO DIE, Stretch Neil Armstrong! #LifeWithV

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Seriously the most beautiful girl in the world

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Saaaaausage

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Happy birthday 🦄 I love you so much @marronmarvel.bsky.social!!!!

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Gonna just stay home and drink whiskey because I am a big fat lonely sad sack.

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some of y’all are putting on screenings of clown-based horror movies, and IT shows

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Since V’s dad has been taking him with some more regularity, I’ve been trying to be social with other adults. I have been unsuccessful every time I’ve reached out. Feels bad man.

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Sometimes my sister and I tell each other stories about our youth that the other only loosely remembered and then we fully remember and laugh cause nobody else would believe these stories but us cause we experienced it

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My son is currently reading letters off of the closed captioning and every time it scrolls he gets mad

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Y’all it’s @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social’s birthday today. Please make him feel as loved and pretty as he deserves.

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I want to make like three soups right now but I don’t have enough potatoes send help (and potatoes)

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Hey, what’s it like to be able to wake up and not immediately be argued with? Is it super chill and nice?

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You know what sucks? I don’t remember a lot of my pregnancy, and what I do remember is just being terrified the whole time. It’s not fair.

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I love Ncuti Gatwa, so much

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Who called it insomnia and not resisting a rest

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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

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As someone who’s never encountered a dust storm before, this is bananas.

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If you think Ms. Rachel is antisemitic because she advocates for children in Gaza, you're deranged.

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It’s happened. I’m a person who has a “Memes” folder 😔

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Happy birthday to my wife, Janet (or Ms. Jackson cause I’m nasty)

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A story of staggering hypocrisy, in two tweets.

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Have you ever tried to live with and explain to two toddlers (M4, F67) why you can’t turn their tvs on?

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Power is out

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Nothing like feeling so fresh and so clean out of the shower then your toddler hits you with the “MOMMA WIPE MY BUTT” #LifeWithV

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Oh lord my sister has made herself a bsky @h3llaholly.bsky.social

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“You’re watching a cartoon about a red hedgehog?” “I’m watching a cartoon about a red ECHIDNA and Judy Gemstone is in it bro!”

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Took my son to get blood work today. He jacked his mask around so I was fixing it. He asked me why he had to keep it on. “So we can be good humans and protect others in case we’re sick, and protect ourselves if someone else is sick.”

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Therapy kicks my butt, guys

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I’ve seen a hummingbird twice but it hasn’t stopped to eat yet. Also: mulberries are about to mulberry.

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My mother tried to start three separate fights this morning before 7am. I took a shower and came outside with V to avoid conflict. So of course, she bought a fucking chair to come outside and now is playing Facebook videos on her phone at full blast. Fucking shoot me.

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Why does today feel like Saturday?

V just got a Godzilla in the mail? I have no idea where it’s from. Thank you!

Nobody: Nobody: Nobody: My son: TIME TO DIE, Stretch Neil Armstrong! #LifeWithV

Seriously the most beautiful girl in the world

Saaaaausage

🍕🍕 PIZZA GIVEAWAY🍕🍕 Let Fat Kid Deals buy you dinner this week with a $50 Pizza gift card giveaway! How to Enter: 1) Like and Repost this post 2) Quote or comment on this post with your favorite toppings 3) Must be following @fatkiddeals.com to win *Ends 5/29 @ 2pm PT

Happy birthday 🦄 I love you so much @marronmarvel.bsky.social!!!!

Gonna just stay home and drink whiskey because I am a big fat lonely sad sack.

some of y’all are putting on screenings of clown-based horror movies, and IT shows

Since V’s dad has been taking him with some more regularity, I’ve been trying to be social with other adults. I have been unsuccessful every time I’ve reached out. Feels bad man.

Sometimes my sister and I tell each other stories about our youth that the other only loosely remembered and then we fully remember and laugh cause nobody else would believe these stories but us cause we experienced it

My son is currently reading letters off of the closed captioning and every time it scrolls he gets mad

Y’all it’s @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social’s birthday today. Please make him feel as loved and pretty as he deserves.

I want to make like three soups right now but I don’t have enough potatoes send help (and potatoes)

Hey, what’s it like to be able to wake up and not immediately be argued with? Is it super chill and nice?

You know what sucks? I don’t remember a lot of my pregnancy, and what I do remember is just being terrified the whole time. It’s not fair.

I love Ncuti Gatwa, so much

Who called it insomnia and not resisting a rest

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

As someone who’s never encountered a dust storm before, this is bananas.

If you think Ms. Rachel is antisemitic because she advocates for children in Gaza, you're deranged.

It’s happened. I’m a person who has a “Memes” folder 😔

Happy birthday to my wife, Janet (or Ms. Jackson cause I’m nasty)

A story of staggering hypocrisy, in two tweets.

Have you ever tried to live with and explain to two toddlers (M4, F67) why you can’t turn their tvs on?

Power is out

Nothing like feeling so fresh and so clean out of the shower then your toddler hits you with the “MOMMA WIPE MY BUTT” #LifeWithV

Oh lord my sister has made herself a bsky @h3llaholly.bsky.social

“You’re watching a cartoon about a red hedgehog?” “I’m watching a cartoon about a red ECHIDNA and Judy Gemstone is in it bro!”

Took my son to get blood work today. He jacked his mask around so I was fixing it. He asked me why he had to keep it on. “So we can be good humans and protect others in case we’re sick, and protect ourselves if someone else is sick.”

Therapy kicks my butt, guys

I’ve seen a hummingbird twice but it hasn’t stopped to eat yet. Also: mulberries are about to mulberry.

My mother tried to start three separate fights this morning before 7am. I took a shower and came outside with V to avoid conflict. So of course, she bought a fucking chair to come outside and now is playing Facebook videos on her phone at full blast. Fucking shoot me.

Can anybody tell me why fandoms like Doctor Who, Star Wars, Wrestling absolutely hate their own fandoms?

Chicago Twitter is undefeated today

Bears fan Pope - Bears winning the Superbowl confirmed