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anglobones.bsky.social
Analog girl in a digital world. Thoughts & opinions are my own. Buy the ticket, take the ride. (she/her)
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Read? The Gazpacho Police and Peachtree Dish lady?

A police state but we are honestly unsure who are the police

what in the goddamn fuck

“pro-life”

When warnings of Insectageddon were issued a few years ago, there was widespread denial. Less so now. It's devastating. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I learned a new word today: teledildonics

fucken clown shoes

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Cc: @eberhartcreative.bsky.social

JUST IN: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka sues interim US Attorney Alina Habba for "false arrest and malicious prosecution." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

FUCK YES

Oh, free food to mock Trump is fine, but free food to homeless people or protesters is criminal? Okay.

It's really cool and not worrisome at all that software which has trouble telling you if it is below freezing temperature will help the government determine whether or not you can enter the country.

this is so fucking embarrassing, please do literally anything actionable rather than performative, we’re begging you

A million years ago, this was a national scandal. Today, it is just an every day occurrence that we all tacitly accept.

McMahon is so lazy, irresponsible and, well, stupid that she has never even bothered to learn what a budget appropriation is, making her a perfect Trump stooge -- as I discussed further here.

“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”

Look this is pathetic but instructive because it’s not just about this lame creep it’s about the Overton window continuing to be moved so quickly by Trump’s criminality and lawlessness that bad people have reassessed their previous actions against the metric of “you can get away with anything.”

👇🏽

Happy Birthday McLovin

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

oh shit they smoking that old toby

New: TIME reporters were able to use Google’s AI video tool to make convincing videos of Muslims setting fire to a Hindu temple; Chinese researchers handling a bat in a wet lab; and elections worker shredding ballots. After TIME contacted Google, it began adding a visible watermark to Veo 3 clips

“warning fire”

I cannot get over these cops wearing night vision to arrest a dude on a Southwest Airlines flight in broad daylight.

“I hit you because I love you” face ass bitch

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou

Jonathan Joss was so perfect as Chief Ken Hotate on Parks and Rec, a character who loved messing with white people above all else. RIP

I feel safer already.

The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.

pimpin’ ain’t dead, the hoes just got existential dread, or whatever

Update: dear reader, I’ve given myself such devastating heartburn with my digestive choices today that I may just belch fire, pls send antacids

just named a folder “Investors (Possibly You!)” in SharePoint because I take absolutely nothing seriously, even* when I’m being paid to (*especially)

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

😔😔😔

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

NEW: The National Sheriffs’ Association(!) puts out a statement saying the Trump admin’s publication, with no feedback first, of a list of Sheriff departments alleged to be sanctuary jurisdictions “violated the core principles of trust, cooperation, and partnership with fellow law enforcement.”

This is how Republicans will rig elections.

Eating hot fries for lunch. I’m 40.

If you’re wondering if US climate researchers are freaking out, yeah they’re freaking out.

what have we become

dunking Biscoff cookies in my tea at my desk at work, I am a Serious Businesswoman™️

Law enforcement officers should never cover their faces when making arrests or conceal their identities (unless they are working undercover). They work for us. We have a right to know who they are. These face coverings are frightening & unAmerican, as though they're ashamed of what they're doing.

Lot's wife: *is transformed into a pillar of salt* Deer watching nearby: oh fuck yeah

I am once again saying fuck Max Verstappen