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it's ableist to imply that a terminal rabies patient shouldn't be allowed to own seventeen assault rifles

Severance getting canceled for saying they're bigger than Skibidi Toilet

I will fight any billionaire. I recommend you come to my house

Crazy how many people are talking about the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

I am so goddamn mad. A friend who’s been FISHING BODIES OUT OF THE POTOMAC appears to be in the Trump purges today.

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

Help, weak men are making hard times

I know that people are excited for several upcoming films from Spyglass Media, but I implore you to please boycott anything from that production company. I love slashers more than most, but Spyglass showed unequivocal support for an ongoing *genocide*. Please remember what's important.

This has to be understood in context. The Village People were at the inauguration. They performed their hit, λMCA.

They kicked me off rednote for teaching pandas how to pull out

Not a parent. But I’ve seen a few sitcoms and I was forced to read Romeo and Juliet in middle school and I did feel like “your country and I discussed this and we don’t want you seeing a Chinese app” was not going to resolve the story

The Windows file system hasn't been updated since 1993 and we still have both "Control Panel" and "Settings" colliding with each other for over a decade but nah you're right fam this is the play here

This is what Balatro looks like to me

highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone

Allowing people to post on your website “this group of people does not / should not exist” is a little like letting Nazis give a speech in your beer hall. Sure, you can claim that you don’t share their views, but you definitely hosted them. Gave them a place to gather. Let them meet and organize.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

Data $150 Rent $800 Eating out $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn

starting the year with one of my fav lines from Chandrashekhar Azad "what we are to face has been faced a thousand times and it has been defeated a thousand times before, we are merely those called to now carry on a tradition."

Die Hard isn’t realistic? Explain this.

Wow: the next Bluesky update will give you a lethal electric shock the second you post a twitter screenshot