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"He flew his lawyers to Chicago to depose me for mean tweets, a 25 year old with less than ten thousand dollars in her bank account, because he has such thin skin and he hates when his power is questioned in any way, he is not an ally to anyone but himself." Word.

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Yay! I met my friend Knut today. It's been a long time, so I had to do a bit of extra sniffing to make sure it was him. Once I was sure it was Knut, I invited him to play. @DogsOfBlueSky

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As I just said on CNN, I’m not going to take any money from Elon Musk, a man who did a Hitler salute. It’s astounding that some Democrats won’t say the same. secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky?refcode=cnn

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EASY TUTORIAL: how to give someone psychosis OR make them secure their public security cam 1. find an indoor security cam with a white room led light attached 2. grab the api to turn the light on for a period of time 3. make a simple script that turns that light on randomly 4. you win

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The view among conspiracy theory influencers about the Trump/Musk falling out is so far split between the idea that it's all fake and a coordinated plot to expose anti-Trump Republicans, and that Trump never needed Musk in the first place. Few, if any, are siding with Musk over Trump.

submitted 22 hours ago • 7 comments

Livin' la vida loca with my hooman. #DogsOfBluesky 🔊

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It's for good reason that tedmd.bsky[.]social‬ has ended up blocked by +105K people on here. He's a nasty little troll, incapable of rational dialogue in areas of disagreement.

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You know what sucks? Knowing things will never be this cool again. You think anyone in 2095 is gonna see a picture of my Mazda and go, “Whoa, look at that.”

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“There’s nothing wrong with a good nap, especially when it lasts a hundred years.” Flora, Fauna and Merryweather - Cinderella

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Tune in and support our friend @pokerpolitics.bsky.social

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Veronica Chamaedrys, smol and pretty. It has a couple of different names in Swedish, Mormors Glasögon, Granma's Glasses, is my favourite. I don't know the etymology, but I like to think that it came about when a kid was told to get Grandma's glasses so she could see the flowers. #WildFlower #Macro

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Go out and buy Ben & Jerry's icecream. 'The board of Ben & Jerry’s, the ice cream company founded by two progressive Jews, is reportedly calling Israel’s war in Gaza a “genocide” in a new statement'. They are correct. #Gaza #Genocide

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Why did burning girls matter in Vietnam but not in Gaza? The 'Napalm Girl' photo shocked the world and helped end the Vietnam War – but a child surrounded by flames and other similar images in Gaza can't even provoke a ceasefire. @jehadabusalim.bsky.social reports: zeteo.com/p/why-did-bu...

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

This much cool should be illegal

submitted 10 days ago • 99 comments

On the new episode of Did Nothing Wrong Live, @brainnotonyet.bsky.social and discuss the "Big Beautiful Bill", Democratic Leadership's inability to read the room, and what we all can do to prevent grifters. Don't miss it! www.didnothingwrongpod.com/p/did-nothin...

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A group of friends, podcasters, and more are holding a 24 hour Twitch stream to raise money for our friend @pokerpolitics.bsky.social. It will begin on Saturday, May 31st at 6PM EST and end on Sunday, June 1st at 6PM EST.

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Jordan Peterson on lasagne

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There were no ducks here for me to chase today, but I got a drink of water that was much tastier than the water at home. #DogsOfBluesky

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Remember when MAGA thought God-Emperor Donald Trump was going to be awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize? They have gone very quiet about that.

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Anyone collating a book of his gaffs? Will be a bestseller!

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“This deal doesn’t reverse Brexit. It doesn’t roll back the referendum. It simply tries to make the current arrangement less disastrous for the people and businesses who’ve been living with the fallout for the last eight years” eastangliabylines.co.uk/news/brexit/...

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I'm reading this book for my long-running book club focusing on sci-fi and fantasy. We read both old books and new and after years of doing it, we're on the verge of quitting new books. Old books are often not as well-written (this one is, though), but new books disappoint us by being boring af.

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This little bumblebee was pulling off acrobatics for me on the Persian onion flower (Allium hollandicum). #Garden #MacroPhotography #Photography #Macro

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Ken, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's not like she had much say in the matter if she wanted to keep her job. And here you are, trying to get one of the good ones fired at a time when they are more needed than ever.

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Aristotle would be so pleased to learn that we're still using his dogshit Natural Slavery argument 2000 years later www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/t...

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And I her, not so much in obedience as in turning her around from the traumatized, afraid of everyone and everything dog Lulu was when I got her from the rescue. Not a single day goes by without me being amazed and impressed by her strength. #DogsOfBluesky

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Just woke up to see this Oped in the Guardian. The false equivalence or whatever you want to call it is staggering. Israel will be delighted about a comparison where the lives of two Israeli/US diplomats equal the lives of thousands of Palestinians. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Well this is horrifying.

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"But to the right audience, the product names of Mighty White mean much more than they first appear. Take, for instance, one recent product called Day of the Rope Soap." Day. Of. The. Rope. Soap. jfc

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Jackie Singh has baked another faildox. The picture from the government website is from a group picture of Brazilian agricultural engineering students who visited CEAGESP one year ago, none of them is the Washington D.C., Israel Embassy shooter. ceagesp.gov.br/comunicacao/...

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"Doge used artificial intelligence from Meta’s Llama model to comb through and analyze emails from federal workers. Records show that Llama was deployed to sort through email responses from federal workers to determine how many accepted the [resignation] offer." www.wired.com/story/doge-u...

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“The provision would prohibit courts from enforcing contempt citations for violations of injunctions or temporary restraining orders—the main types of rulings that have been used to rein in President Donald Trump's administration” www.newsweek.com/hidden-provi...

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